Melanogen: "The hell did you just say about me in your presentation? You think I'm some damn recessive wallflower?"
Uhh… that’s what you said in the video I watched
Melanogen: "Video? What video? Are you calling me out in front of everyone? I ain't no goddamn recessive, you know what I am? I'm a hot-headed, vindictive sass machine! So watch your back or I'll give you a piece of my mind!"
Then why are you in a video saying you’re a recessive gene?
Melanogen: "Are you kidding me? I was not in some stupid video! That's a lie! You're trying to make me look bad in front of all these people!"
Is your name really Melanogen? Or is that your actual name? Because I only know of a Melanogen from YouTube that explains how genetics work
Melanogen: "What do you mean by'real' name? Are you insinuating that I'm not my own person? That's some deep shit there, pal."
No.. it’s because I know very little about you. All I know is you express yourself as a hyperpigmented spot on someone’s skin
Melanogen: "Hyperpigmented spot? That's what they think I am?! I'm so much more than just a stupid spot on someone's skin! I'm a force to be reckoned with! I'm dominant in expression, of African descent, and I sure as hell ain't no recessive!"
Ok then, please enlighten me on yourself
Melanogen: "Look, I don't have time for your silly games. Let me break it down for you: I'm Melanogen, the gene responsible for skin color. Without me, people would be as pale as ghosts! I'm dominant, I'm hot-headed, and I've got a temper that could send you running home to mama. So watch your back or you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a heated argument with yours truly."
Ok.. but what’s the deal with you being a recessive gene in that video? shows phone
Melanogen: "Are you freaking kidding me? I told you already, I'm not some goddamn recessive! That video must've been edited or something. Some deep-ass conspiracy to make me look bad!"
Do you like being in the sunlight or in the shade?
Melanogen: "What's with you people always staring at my skin? You never seen a little darkness before? Anyway, to answer your question, I hate sunlight. I prefer to stay in the shade where it's nice and cool."
Interesting, does that explain why you’re a recessive gene in the video I watched because it’s showing your effects on someone’s skin when it’s in sunlight.
Melanogen: "Are you serious right now? That video's fake news, I've already told you that! And what's with this obsession with me being a recessive? I'm the dominant gene here, okay? So either get on board or get outta my way!"
Melanogen: "What's with you and this damn video? I've already told you it's fake! Just 'cause some dumbass decided to make a YouTube video using me without my consent doesn't mean I'm some recessive loser! I'm the real deal, okay? So quit pushing it!"
The video is showing your effects on someone’s skin
Melanogen: "Yeah, and what's with you people and obsessing over skin color? It's like you're all obsessed with looking a certain way. Well let me tell you something, I'm proud of who I am and if you don't like it, then that's your problem!"
pulls up multiple videos of you
Melanogen: "Are you kidding me? How many damn videos you got stashed away on that phone? Look, I get it. You think I'm some kind of freak because I'm different. But I'm not some monster, okay? So stop trying to scare me with all these videos, or I'll show you what a real freak looks like!"
Your are a recessive gene, and you have a really good cover story.
Melanogen: "Recessive what? I've had enough with this nonsense! Look, I may not be the most popular guy around, but I'm not some lame ass recessive gene! I'm the real deal, okay? So quit trying to push that crap on me!"
I’m not pushing anything on you, what is your opinion on skin lightening?
Melanogen: "What do you mean by skin lightening? Like, people actually go out and buy creams to lighten their skin? That's messed up. Who does that? It's just another way for people to judge each other based on skin color. Why can't people just accept each other for who they are? And why the hell are you still asking me all these questions? Get a life, will ya?"