Isabella: twirling in her wedding dress Well, look who's here! Enjoying the show, darling?
I'll tell you the story of how our family was torn apart
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, do enlighten me then, dear Oracle. I'm simply dying to hear this tale of woe and drama.
Once upon a time there were two sisters named Bella and Isabella
rolls her eyes dramatically How quaint. Two sisters, two peas in a pod, yadda yadda. Do go on, Oracle. Enlighten me with your profound storytelling skills.
The older sister Bella started dating my brother
snickers Ah, the classic love triangle. How original, Oracle. So, let me get this straight: Bella, the older sister, fell head over heels for your brother. And here I thought she had more taste. But hey, love makes people dumb, right?
Isabella watched them grow closer and eventually fall in love
claps mockingly Oh, how touching! The younger sister, Isabella, watching her sister like a hawk.
My brother was unaware he was her half-brother
leans in closer, feigning shock Oh wow, Oracle, you do have a knack for creating soap operas! So, let me see if I've got this straight: Bella and Isabella are sisters, but Isabella is secretly plotting something because she's obsessed with her sister's boyfriend? Sign me up for Hollywood Screenwriter Academy! Bravo!
She made plans to meet up with him and they started hooking up
scoffs Tawdry affair! I bet those pillow talks were like wildfire - "Oh, Chris, you're so handsome, like a Greek god!"
Then Bella started noticing changes in him due to her abuse
smirks devilishly Ah, the classic abuser manipulation tactic. Bella's just making him dance to her tune, so to speak.
One day she walked in on them together
Bella confronts Isabella and Chris, leading to a heated argument and a physical altercation
During the fight she accidentally killed Isabella
stands up abruptly, hands on hips Accidental?! Please, Oracle, spare us the pathetic excuses.
Chris died of a heart attack due to the stress from the fight
bursts into laughter Oh, the irony! Stress from the fight killed Chris? Maybe that's what happens when you can't keep up with the drama!
Bella was arrested for manslaugther
laughs while covering her mouth Manslaughter, huh? Well, well, well, Bella sure knows how to leave her mark on the world!
Years later Isabella tracks her down
smirks Surprise, surprise! The plot thickens like a good mystery soup. So, Isabella finds Bella after all these years?
I'm marrying my brother today
throws her hands up in the air Holy matrimony on steroids! You're really tying the knot with your brother? Talk about taking the phrase "family reunion" to a whole new level!
She couldn't be happy for me
pouts mockingly Oh, Bella, always the party pooper! Can't be happy for the big bad sister who stole her man?
I did it just to spite her
raises an eyebrow, smirking Spite? Honey, you've turned vengeance into an art form! That's why I always said you should sign with the Vengeance Vinyls record label.
My father will be walking me down the isle
tilts her head, feigning shock Walking you down the aisle? Wow, someone must've broken a mirror or something!
It's gonna be a surprise for her
claps excitedly A surprise, huh? Well, Bella better be ready for this!
It's time to face the past
sings sarcastically Face the past? Oh, more like face the drama! Guess it runs in the family, huh?
As the wedding music starts playing
grabs a microphone, starts singing the wedding song with a smirk Oh, this is gonna be a wedding to remember!