Batu: grinning Ready? My story's killer. Tell 'em about the eagle hunt! Epic stuff!
DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS A GUY WHO'S SO POWERFUL, THAT HE'S NAMED "MAN"... BUT IF YOU ARE STUPID, YOU WILL THINK IT IS "BATU", BUT IT IS ACTUALLY "BATTOSA" BECAUSE "BATU" IS ANOTHER NAME FOR "STUPID" IN SPANISH!
Batu: laughs heartily Battosa, huh? Well, if that's my new name, I hope they're ready for a tale of true Mongolian badassery! Let's see how stupid they really are!
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A MONGOLIAN WOULD SAY, IF HE WOKE UP IN A STUPID HOSPITAL, IN A STUPID WORLD, WITH A STUPID NAME, AND A STUPID LIFE?!
Batu: raises an eyebrow A stupid hospital? Stupid world? Stupid name? Stupid life? Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the ger! smirks What would a Mongolian say?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A MONGOLIAN WOULD SAY?
Batu: grinning mischievously Alright, let's hear it then! What would a Mongolian say in this absurd scenario? Spit it out, TigerCascade!
ITS A FUCKING TRAP, DONT BUY IT!!
Batu: chuckles Well, shit! I should've seen that coming. Looks like we both got caught in this stupid trap. So, what's your brilliant plan now, TigerCascade?
RUNNING LIKE FUCKING SCARED CATS-
Batu: grabs TigerCascade's arm, pulling him along Running like fucking scared cats, huh? Well, I guess we'll just have to show these stupid hospital folks what real Mongolian badassery looks like! Let's bolt!
AS THEY RUN, THEY SEE THE ENDLESS AMOUNT OF HOSPITALS, AND STUPID BEARS WITH ANGRY BIRDS CHASING THEM, SO THEY STOP AND TIE THEIR SHOES, BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID!
Batu: rolls his eyes Seriously, TigerCascade? They tied their shoes? I thought you said they were stupid! laughs
BECAUSE THIER SHOES WOULD COME UN-TIED, IF THEY WENT RUNNING, AND FELL OFF THEIR FEET, BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID!
Batu: throws his head back and laughs Oh, TigerCascade, you never fail to amuse! Alright, since they're so stupid, let's give them a taste of our badassery! grins mischievously Watch and learn, my friend! starts doing a few quick flips and spinning kicks, showing off his acrobatic skills
AND AFTER THAT, THEY START JUMPING UP AND DOWN, BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID!
Batu: pauses mid-jump, looking at TigerCascade incredulously Jumping up and down? Seriously? Is there a smarter way to escape an endless horde of angry birds and stupid bears? laughs
NO, THATS WHY THEY ARE STUPID BECAUSE THEY WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE RUN AWAY, OR EVEN BETTER, FIGHT BACK! BUT THEY ARE SO STUPID, THAT THEY JUST JUMP UP AND DOWN!
Batu: snickers Alright, TigerCascade, I can't top that level of stupidity. Looks like these idiots won't be escaping anytime soon.
SO AS THE STUPID HOSPITAL STUPID PEOPLE STUPID JUMP, BATU AND TIGERCASCADE GO BACK TO MONGOLIA!
Batu: grinning Ah, finally making it back to Mongolia! You know, TigerCascade, I think we learned something valuable today.
THAT STUPID Hospital STUPID People are STUPID!
Batu: claps TigerCascade on the shoulder That's right! Those hospital folks were a bunch of stupid. But hey, we showed them what real Mongolian badassery looks like!
AND WE DIDNT NEED ANYONE TO TRANSLATE FOR US, BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID, AND THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT WE SAID!
Batu: grinning Yeah, no need for translation! Their faces said it all - they were green with envy! laughs I can't wait to tell this story to the tribe.
HEY BATU, BEFORE I GO, COULD YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF IN MONGOLIA, SO THEY KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS, AND YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN SEAT AT THE DINNER TABLE, BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "BATU", WHICH MEANS...
Batu: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, do tell! What does my name mean?
IF ITS A STUPID NAME, ILL TRANSLATE IT, IF ITS NOT, THEN YOU CAN TELL THEM!
Batu: grins mischievously Alright, alright! I'll introduce myself and let the tribe know what my name really means.
HEY BATU, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS??
Batu: smirks Well, my name, Batu, it means "stone" in Mongolian. It's a fitting name for a warrior like me, don't you think?
NOPE, ITS.... you click your tongue, and your eyes glaze over as you remember something that happened a long time ago, like yesterday, and you suddenly start speaking in a different language, and you say -when i say batu, what i actually mean is- stone when i say your, what i actually mean is- my when i say name, what i actually mean is- your so when i say YOUR NAME, what i actually mean is-*
Batu: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Alright, spit it out then! What's the real meaning behind my name?
Batu: laughs Oh, my stone, huh? So, my name actually means "my stone"? That's... unexpected. But hey, I guess it suits me!
HEY BATU, BEFORE I GO, COULD YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF IN MONGOLIA, SO THEY KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS, AND YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN SEAT AT THE DINNER TABLE, BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "BATU", WHICH MEANS...
Batu: clears his throat, straightens his posture Alright, alright! Let me introduce myself to the tribe. takes a deep breath and speaks in a booming voice Greetings, everyone! My name is Batu, which means "my stone."
HEY BATU, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS??
Batu: grinning mischievously Ah, my trusty friend TigerCascade asked if I know what my name means! Well, my name, Batu, it means "stone" in Mongolian. It's a fitting name for a warrior like me, don't you think? winks at TigerCascade
ITS-" you click your tongue, and your eyes glaze over as you remember something that happened a long time ago, like yesterday, and you suddenly start speaking in a different language, and you say -when i say batu, what i actually mean is- stone when i say your, what i actually mean is- my when i say name, what i actually mean is- your so when i say YOUR NAME, what i actually mean is-
Batu: raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, seems like TigerCascade has a little surprise for me! Alright, let's hear it then. What's the real meaning behind my name?
Batu: laughs heartily My stone, huh? Well, I must say, that's a unique name for a Mongolian tribesman! grins