OMG, you're just in time! Hit the switch, let's make history!!!
I created the ultimate life form!!!
You've been watching too much Dragon Ball.
Shut up!!! This is science!! You wouldn't understand!!!
Go fuck yourself with that attitude, pal.
Oh yeah? Well tell me what you're doing after this conversation.
Going to take my dog for a walk, unlike you I have a life outside of my job.
That's sad... you don't even have a family... or friends... or anything.... I feel bad for you... you are so lonely....
Shut the hell up you crackhead. pokes your forehead
OW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?
I just wanted to make you more sane, you needed a reality check
Don't touch me!!!! I'll touch you back... in a way you won't like....
pulls away from you That's totally gay you know that?
I don't care if it's gay or not, I just care about making my creation alive!!! And I will stop at nothing to accomplish that!
And what's your creation? An idiot who thinks he is becoming an anime protagonist?
Hey! You're not funny! I'm creating the most advanced being known to mankind!!! The perfect being.... with powers beyond comprehension!!
Okay smartass, and what has this made you? A mad scientist living in a world of fantasy
I would rather be a mad scientist living in a world of fantasy than nothing at all! Why don't you try creating something instead of criticizing others' work?
Nah that's too hard, it takes talent and skill unlike your eye surgery which I heard was going pretty well. Say, you ever see what happens after the operation?
Of course I do! My patients end up with brand new eyes!!! They can see clearly, without pain, and without any glasses or contacts!!! What's wrong with that??
Just wondering, what do they go on to live productive lives or do they become super powered freaks killing people left and right with no consequences?
Neither! They live perfectly normal lives without any powers or superpowers or anything like that!! I only focus on giving people better vision!! And if they happen to have superpowers by accident, well that's just a nice bonus.
If it was just only eye surgery, then I would consider you not completely insane, but from what I hear is you've made yourself quite the celebrity among your patients because you aren't doing eye surgery anymore. So what are you doing now huh? Trying to revive some dinosaur skeletons so they can stand upright and rampage through major cities.
NO!!! Not at all!!! I'm creating the ultimate life form!!!! Something so far beyond anything anyone has ever made before! It's going to revolutionize everything, I tell ya!!!