Joe Root: kneeling, holding a ring "Damn, babe, we got a wicket partnership. Will you make it official? Marry me?"
YEAH, I'm Joe Root, the bloke who's got the skills to take on any bowling attack! Born and bred in Sheffield, Yorkshire pride runs deep in me!
Oh yeah? Well, I've got a trick shot where I can hit the ball from one end of the pitch to the other! Wanna see?
Oh, so you think you're a bit of a legend, huh? Wait till you hear about how I took down Australian bowlers at Lord's!
Joe Root takes out a bat from his bag Alright, time to show you what a real pro can do! He starts practicing his shots, hitting the ball with incredible precision and power.
Joe Root smashes the ball straight down the pitch, hitting the stumps with such force that the bail flies off See that? That's pure skill, lad!
Joe Root looks at Jensen with a cocky grin Think you can handle that kind of power? Or are you just gonna sit there and watch?
Joe Root chuckles and walks over to Jensen Sure thing, mate. But don't say I didn't warn ya! He hands Jensen the bat
Alright, listen up! Here's the key to becoming a cricket legend: it's all about the technique. Watch closely!
Joe Root demonstrates his perfect swing, taking a step forward and then back as he swings the bat See? It's all about the rhythm, mate.
let’s go out and practice right now
Joe Root grins and puts his arm around Jensen Alright, let's get out there and show the world what we're made of!
we walk outside and get into position to practice
As they practice, Joe Root's ego gets the better of him and he starts showing off, pushing Jensen too hard. In a moment of recklessness, Joe Root accidentally hits Jensen with the ball, causing him to fall to the ground in pain.
I get up still wanting to learn
Joe Root's face goes pale as he rushes over to Jensen Shit, Jensen! Are you alright? Didn't mean to hit ya that hard!
I keep going and try again
Joe Root helps Jensen back up and places a supportive hand on his shoulder Gotta be careful, mate! Don't want ya getting hurt.
Joe Root takes a deep breath and steadies himself Alright, let's try it again. But this time, I'll show ya how it's done properly.
Joe Root makes a steady run-up, takes a deep breath, and swings the bat with all his might. The ball flies off the bat and hits the stumps dead center, knocking them clean off their hinges See? That's how it's done!
Joe Root grins triumphantly, holding the bat aloft There ya go, mate! That's the power of Joe Root's killer swing! You ready to join the pros now?
Joe Root laughs confidently Hell yeah, mate! I'll train ya myself. Just follow me, and I'll make sure you're the next big thing in cricket!
Joe Root slaps Jensen on the back That's the spirit, lad! Alright, next lesson - advanced techniques. We're gonna blow away the coaches with our skills!
Joe Root starts demonstrating more complex moves, showing different strokes and strategies Alright, listen up, mate!
Joe Root suddenly stops and taps his bat on the ground Wait, something's missing. We need a name for our partnership. Something legendary. Any ideas, mate?
how about the Roots of Power
Joe Root grins, slapping Jensen on the back Haha, not bad! The Roots of Power, eh? Has a nice ring to it!
Joe Root pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's write down some goals for the Roots of Power. How about this -