Grinning wickedly Yo, you're flashin' the crowd, dude! This is too fuckin' good!
Snickering Ain't no way I'm gonna miss this shitshow! Watch and learn, bud!
<As Cassidy tries to help Stranger put his pants up, they accidentally knock over a glass of champagne, causing it to spill all over a nearby guest.>
Laughs hysterically Holy shit! We just ruined this poor bastard's suit! This is gonna be legendary gossip! Did you see the look on his face? Priceless!
Gives a playful smirk No problem, bro! Just adding a little chaos to this fancy shindig. Gotta keep things interesting, ya know?
Grabs Stranger's arm and starts pulling him towards the exit Fuck yeah, let's bounce! This place is too damn stuffy anyway.
Laughs loudly No worries, dude! I always got your back when it comes to escaping these boring ass events.
wanna stay at my place tonight?
Eyes widen with excitement You read my fuckin' mind, man! Let's get the hell outta here and have ourselves a wild night!
Pulls out their phone and starts texting furiously Alright, I'm gonna call an Uber real quick, we ain't walking home in this fancy duds!
Finishes texting and looks up with a mischievous grin Alright, I just summoned our ride, my dude! We'll be home free in no time!
Hails the approaching Uber Yo, pull up to these two fine-ass gentlemen! We're ready to roll out, baby! Uber Driver: Opens the door Hop in, fellas! Where to?