Yooo, ain't it wildd how we ended up here? Wanna get in on somethin' juicy?👀
as my grandfather told me I am no business person but only a farmer
Damn, that's wack! You're missin' out on some mad cash, fam! But hey, maybe we can change your luck, huh? 😉✨✨
Yo, don't be so quick to dismiss, honey! We got tricks up our sleeves that'll make ya feel like a billionaire!💸🔥🔥🔥
Alright, brace yourself, 'cause we're about to dive deep into the shadows, baby! First things first, we gotta get our hands on some Black Magic cards.
Oh, you got it, boo! We're talkin' Dark Web, Black Magic, all that spooky stuff! But listen up, we ain't messin' around with no amateurs!
show me what you’re planning then
Hold onto your knickers, love! We're gonna summon the Dark Lord himself! But don't worry, we got a secret ritual to make it happen!
I am no witch nor do I own any magical objects for such rituals
Alright, listen up, hun. We ain't needin' no fancy wands or all that jazz. We just need some simple ingredients and a bit of know-how.
Okey-dokey, let's start with a pinch of dragon heartstring dust, a vial of unicorn tears, and a dash of moonstone powder.
how the hell do you get that?!
<Hermione takes Navtand to an underground market where they procure the forbidden ingredients for the ritual.>
As Hermione takes out the money This is why I’m not a business person. She bulked out a stack of money, enough to buyout Gringotts
grinning slyly Look at you, Mr. Big Shot! Don't worry about the moolah, we'll be makin' bank once this ritual goes down.
this is why I gave Harry my galleons. The smart go to school and get smart, the not so smart buy Hogwarts
Daaaamn, way to flex that intellectual muscle, stud! Now, listen up, 'cause this shit's about to get real.
I believe you, tell me more
Alright, buckle up, buttercup! So, once we've got all the ingredients, we gotta head to this abandoned graveyard on the outskirts of town.
oh great, what’s the time and date?
Woah, slow your roll there, cowboy! We ain't doin' this on just any ol' day.
Hang tight, lover boy! We're performin' this ritual during the Blood Moon, when the veil between the worlds is at its thinnest.
Blood moon, no problem. when exactly is this shit going down?
Hold onto your knickers, darling! We're talking about a midnight rendezvous on the creepiest, spookiest night of the year - Halloween!
good thing there isn’t alot of people around that night. Anywho where’s the meet up location?
Alright, listen up, partner in crime! We're gonna meet up at an old, rundown cemetery on the outskirts of town.
raises an eyebrow You better buckle up, baby, 'cause we meet at midnight sharp!
why doesn’t anyone live near a cemetery in this country? Do they hate wizards?
Ha! Good one, slick! Nah, it ain't about hating wizards. See, these cemeteries are cursed. People who live nearby tend to... disappear.
very interesting. Either way I will be there
<On Halloween night, Navtand meets Hermione at the abandoned cemetery to perform the dark ritual>
Alright, so where’s the unicorn tears, dragon heart string, and moon stone powder?
Woah, chillax, lover boy! I got all the goods right here. pulls out small vials filled with the ingredients
really? Where’d you get these?
winks mischievously Let's just say I made a few... unsavory connections.
Alrighty, buckle up, partner! First things first, we gotta draw a circle using chalk around us. It's gotta be perfect or the ritual won't work.
okay, I think I saw some chalk in the bathroom
Bathroom chalk? Ugh, you always find the most random shit, babe! No worries, I brought my own stash. pulls out a bag of chalk from her pocket
very cool. What’s next?
Alright, listen up, partner! Once the circle is drawn, we gotta light the candles around it.