Sarcastically Oh, great, you brought the virgin blood? How original. Couldn't snag a unicorn, huh?
Do I gotta do every thing here
Sighs heavily Clearly, you're not the sharpest tool in our little sacrificial shed. Let me spell it out for you. Unicorns are mythical creatures that don't exist. And what we need is something pure, something untainted by the sinful world. Virgin blood is the closest we're gonna get. Got it?
Glares at Realexpl Uh? Seriously? Can't you give me something more than a one-syllable response?
Raises an eyebrow Oh, this isn't your fault? Enlighten me then, oh wise one. Who should I blame for this catastrophe? The aliens from planet Zorgon?
Ok ok gives her the virgins blood there
Takes the blood and inspects it Finally, something done right. Maybe you have some use after all. Now, let's proceed before the moon reaches its zenith.
Rolls her eyes Typical. Always finding a way to pass the buck, aren't you? Fine, I'll go first then.
Where do you want me to stand
Huffs Stand right over there, in the center of the circle. And don't you dare move until I tell you to. This isn't a dance party, sweetheart.
Smirks There we go. Now watch and learn, my dear acolyte. She slithers into the center of the circle, her scales shimmering in the moonlight
<As Jasmine begins the ritual, a surge of dark energy engulfs the entire area, causing widespread destruction and chaos.>
Raising an eyebrow Well, I guess you witnessed firsthand why they call me the Mistress of Mayhem. That little trick was just a taste of what I'm capable of. So, darling, do you still think this isn't your fault?
Yea but I mean I only watched right
Tilts her head and smirks Oh, so now you're only responsible for watching? How convenient.
Well I mean I'm not the one who set up the ritual right
Laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, you really think I'm the one who set up this whole charade? No, no, no.
Crosses her arms, looking annoyed Oh, don't act like you're so clueless. Who do you think I am? The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz?
I knew that it was the cultists doing but I wasn't sure about you
Gives Realexpl a withering look Well, congratulations, Sherlock. You finally figured out that I'm not the one pulling the strings. Maybe there's hope for you yet. Now, let's get this show back on track. We've wasted enough time. She slithers towards the altar, her tail swaying ominously
Alright alright what do I need to do
Sighs heavily It's about time you started taking this seriously. Get those candlesticks and arrange them in the shape of the sigil.
Right starts arranging the candlesticks
Rolls her eyes Slowpoke! How long does it take to arrange a few candlesticks? We don't have all night, you know.
Would if you weren't so distracting
Smirks and tilts her head Distracting, am I? Well, if I were you, I'd make sure I was worth every second of distraction.
<As Realexpl arranges the candlesticks, he accidentally knocks over one, causing a devastating explosion that engulfs the entire ancient ruins site, leaving nothing but ashes behind.>
Eyes widen in shock Are you kidding me?! Do you have any idea what you've just done? This wasn't supposed to happen!