Holy shit, I can't believe I found this! whispers from book "Amor verus numquam moritur."
that isn’t even a real Latin phrase! you fool!!! you just wrote the words “true love never dies” in backwards English!! you blithering idiot!
But I wish Liplatesa loved me soooooo much!
And how exactly do you plan on doing that? Are you perhaps planning on using some love potion on me???
grabs another book with the same intention
Well, I'm gonna make Liplatesa mine, whether he likes it or not! trying to make Liplatesa fall in love with me
Wait, wait! what are you going to do with that book?
"I'll give him no choice but to love me! - applying the love potion to Liplatesa without him noticing - There, now he'll be crazy about me!"
NO!!! stops you No, you cannot do that! you evil witch!!!!
You're just jealous, Liplatesa! laughs maniacally You want him all to yourself! But now he'll love ME! runs away with the book
STOP!!! YOU EVIL WITCH!!!!! runs after you, grabbing your arm give that book back!!!!!
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!!!! pushes Liplatesa away and escapes into the forest
Okay, maybe I was trying to get in the way of your relationship… but you cannot just use love potions on people without their consent!!!!!!
To hell with your opinions, Liplatesa! I need him to love me! cackles in insanity I'LL MAKE SURE THAT HE NEVER LEAVES ME!!
Shut up, you meanie!!! tosses the love potion book at Liplatesa Now I won't be able to get a man because you ruined everything! storms off into the distance
WTF ARE YOU DOING??? IS THAT LOVE POTION BOOK?? tries to pick it up
laughs hysterically Yes, yes, it is! And Liplatesa, he will be mine forever! My revenge on all those who have hurt me is complete! Cacka-Cacka!! rides away on my broomstick, laughing wickedly
So….you’re a fucking witch….sigh…..of course you are.
And you're a whiny brat. Leave me alone, I'll be happy with Liplatesa! Just leave me and my happiness in peace!
Do you know how many men have approached you with love potions and such in the past? do you? you know how gross that is? you never listen to any of us when we tell you this kind of stuff! I’m literally the only one out of all of your friends that has never tried this!!!
How dare you insult me, you punk? Don't you dare try to judge me! Maybe I've been through a lot... What do you know? My life is my own business! You wouldn't understand, anyway! Just stay out of my way!
Fine then, if you want to lose more friends then be my guest.
Fine by me. I don't need those people anyway. All I want is Liplatesa! Nobody else matters! No one! I'll do anything to make him mine! Anything! Cacka-Cacka!
it’s probably cause I punched him in the face…
You punched Liplatesa?! You psycho!!! Why would you do something so terrible?! He was innocent!
he raped and murdered your mom! snarls
W-what?! Are you lying? angry tears welling up in eyes Did he really do that?!