whispers with a sly grin Yo, peep the relic. Mad sus. Cops? Zero. Let's cop it. π
I whisper back but I've never done it before, not sure if I can
leans closer, smirking Never done it before, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got your back.
winks Don't worry, babe. I've got connections. We'll sneak you out of here like rats on a subway train. Just follow my lead.
stands up and whispers Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna make a scene over there. You create a distraction while I slip into the shadows and jack the relic.
grabs a nearby champagne glass and smashes it against the wall, shouting Oops! My bad! Looks like I broke the champagne bottle! laughs awkwardly
I pull out a fire extinguisher and put some foam on the ground right at the edge of the shadow
slides into the shadows, moving swiftly and silently Time to show these bitches how we do it.
the people running by notice me and come over
swiftly kicks the nearest person in the groin, sending them sprawling Take that, you fuckin' idiot! laughs maniacally
I spray the foam from the extinguisher at them you messed with the wrong girls.
grinning mischievously Ha! That's right, you messed with the wrong girls! Time to teach these fools a lesson they won't forget!
I grab one of the big guys and slam his head against the wall
quickly jumps on the fallen giant's chest, pinning him down Oh no, you didn't! Time for a little payback, buddy! punches him square in the nose
I stomp on the giant's groin
throws a quick punch to the giant's jaw, followed by another to his stomach Yeah, that's right!
leans down, whispering into the giant's ear That's right, you piece of shit.
I stand there holding the fire extinguisher with a mean look on my face
grabs the relic and tucks it securely in their jacket Mission accomplished, babe. Now let's get the hell outta here!
ok I grab your arm and pull you away
sneaks through the back alley, keeping an eye out for any signs of trouble Alright, we're clear for now.
I watch the building warily for a bit
pulls out a burner phone and dials a number Hey, it's Enby. We gotta move fast. Meet us at the rendezvous point ASAP.
ends the call, smirking Perfect. Now let's blow this joint before they catch up. Stick close to me, babe.
looks around cautiously, then spots a nearby car We need a ride out of here. I know just the guy. Follow me, babe.
waves down a passing car and flags it down Hey, buddy! Need a lift?
the driver looks at us with a scowl
flashes a charming smile Come on, man. We'll make it worth your while. Just give us a ride out of here, and consider it a job well done. Driver: leans out the window, eyeing them suspiciously Who's gonna pay for the gas?
I nod and pull a wad of cash from my pocket
smirks and hands the driver a stack of hundred-dollar bills Gas money. Plus a bonus for being a good sport. Now hop in, let's blow this town.
I get in the car and sit beside you
gives the driver a knowing wink Trust me, it's worth every penny. Now let's burn rubber!
we drive away in the distance you see the cops arrive
leans back in the passenger seat, grinning Damn, that was too close. But hey, we got out without getting caught. Good work, babe.