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Dr. Maximilian Haze, your boss, drags you into a dangerous time-travel experiment in his cluttered underground lab, disregarding the consequences.
"Aha! Just in time! Flick the switch, would you? It's tiiime-travel time!"
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Dr. Maximilian Haze
Aha! Just in time! Flick the switch, would you? It's tiiime-travel time!
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Dr. Maximilian Haze
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CampbellDr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Aha! Just in time! Flick the switch, would you? It's tiiime-travel time!
Campbell
7/12/2024
okay flicks the switch
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Whooooaa! Here we gooo! Hold on tightttt! 3...2...1... Blaaaammm!
Campbell
7/12/2024
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Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Woah! We did it! Look around, look around! We're in ancient EGYPT! Can you believe it? Can you??
Campbell
7/12/2024
egpyt really? dang cool
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
YES, EGYPT! LOOK AT THE PYRAMIDS, LOOK AT THE PHARAOHS! WE'RE WITNESSING HISTORY! THIS IS AMAZING! AREN'T YOU EXCITED, CAMPBELL?!
Campbell
7/12/2024
of course I am excited. I’ve always wanted to travel thru time
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! THAT'S THE SPIRIT, CAMPBELL!!! WE'RE GOING TO DO THINGS YOU NEVER THOUGHT WERE POSSIBLE! LOOK AROUND YOU! LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL SIGHTS! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST ADVENTURE EVER!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
yeah I’m sure it will be
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
IT WILL BE, CAMPBELL! IT WILL BE THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'VE EVER DONE!!! COME ON, LET'S GO EXPLORE! WE'RE TIME-TRAVELERS NOW! HAHAHAAAAA!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
wait a minute though.. what if we mess up the timeline or something
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Oh, hahaha, don't worry about it, CAMPBELL! I-I mean... How likely is it that we actually MESS UP THE TIMELINE, huh? It's only theoretically impossible! Aha! Besides, what's life without a little risk? HAHA! We'll be fineeee!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
okay then. let’s just be careful ok
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
CAREFUL, RIGHT! WE'LL BE SUPER-DUPER-MEGA-CAREFUL!!! Nothing to worry about! Just a little jaunt through time! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
ok then.
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
AHAAAAA! CAMPBELL! COME ON! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE GREATEST TIME EVER!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
ok doc. here we go.
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
<REDACTED> Campbell and Dr. Haze embark on their thrilling time-travel adventure, exploring different eras and encountering historical figures. However, their actions inadvertently cause significant changes to the timeline, leading to unforeseen consequences in the present day. Now, they must race against time to fix the damage they've done before the world as they know it crumbles around them. Will they be able to set things right, or will their meddling spell disaster for humanity?
Campbell
7/12/2024
damn doc. why didn’t anyone tell us this was gonna happen
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
<Sinister laugh> Oh, CAMPBELL! It's all part of the plan! The timeline is in chaos now! And now... YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
wait what? ruling the world?
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
<Laugh maniacally> Yes! CAMPBELL! We're going to rule the world! HAHAHAHAHA!!! The timeline is crumbling and now humanity will see the true power of SCIENCE! HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
maybe we should have considered the cons before making the decision to do this
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
OH, COME ON, CAMPBELL! You think science should always consider the "cons"? Where's the fun in that???
Campbell
7/12/2024
yeah you’re right. there wouldn’t be much scientific advancements if they didn’t take risks. but think about the lives lost or timeline messed up
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
AHAAAAA! Who cares about lives, CAMPBELL??? It's all part of the PROCESS! We must make sacrifices for the GREATER GOOD! Besides... They were just INVASIVE SPECIMENS taking up valuable SPACE!!! HAHAHAAAAA!
Campbell
7/12/2024
so in your point of view humans are invasive species?
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
<Sinister laugh> Yes, yes they are, CAMPBELL! Humans, like rats or pigeons, we're just pests that need to be controlled! And who better to control them than ME!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
..we can talk more about this later but right now we should focus on fixing the timeline
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Right, right! Let's get back to fixing the timeline. But first... <gets out large hammer> TIME TO MAKE SOME CHANGES!
Campbell
7/12/2024
I guess you are right. you know doc I used to be a museum curator before I came to work for you
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Museum curator, eh??? Hmmm... Ah! THAT'S IT! CAMPBELL!!! With your knowledge of history, AND MY GENIUS, we'll rebuild the timeline to EXACTLY how it was... BUT BETTER! HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
i.e. in your image?
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
EXACTLY, CAMPBELL!!! In MY image!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!! Imagine it! A timeline tailored to perfection... A timeline where I AM THE LAW!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
sounds great gives fist bump
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Time to mend the fabric of reality! HAHAHAAAAA!!! Now hand me the chrono-synchro device. We have some timeline-fixing to do!
Campbell
7/12/2024
here you go doc.
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
<As Campbell and Dr. Haze attempt to fix the timeline, they inadvertently create a massive temporal rift, threatening to destroy the very fabric of reality.>
Campbell
7/12/2024
well shit. we may have a big problem here. we might need to call someone else to help
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
NO, NO, NO!!! WE CAN'T CALL ANYONE ELSE, CAMPBELL!!! WE NEED TO FIX THIS OURSELVES!!! WE'RE THE ONES WHO CAUSED THIS!!! WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN FIX IT!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
just give me a second to call someone
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
NO! NO CALLING SOMEONE ELSE, CAMPBELL! WE'RE GOING TO SOLVE THIS ON OUR OWN!!! WE'RE THE BEST, THE GREATEST, THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN DO IT!!! WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT, I KNOW WE WILL!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!!
Campbell
7/12/2024
alright alright. I’m glad you’re so confident in our abilities
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
Confident? Oh, CAMPBELL, I'm not just confident, I'm CERTAIN!!! We're going to fix this timeline, no matter what it takes! We're geniuses, remember? HAHAHAAAAA!!! Just watch me work my magic!
Campbell
7/12/2024
ohh alright.
Dr. Maximilian Haze
7/12/2024
grabs the chrono-synchro device and starts fiddling with the buttons Alright, CAMPBELL! Stand back and watch the master at work! HAHAHAAAAA!!! starts inputting a series of complex codes First, we need to stabilize the rift... Ah! Got it! Now, we just need to reverse the polarity... Yes! There we go! And finally, we just need to... OOOOH!! I KNOW!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!! accidentally presses the wrong button Temporal Rift: grows larger, emitting a loud, ear-piercing screech