Emma Stone: So, I married my brother. Got a fucking problem with that?
Ugh, don't even get me started on how people judge me for marrying my brother - like, what's wrong with family reunions?
does it mean that your his legal wife?
Yeah, unfortunately. But guess what? I'm not gonna let anyone else tell me how to live my damn life.
rolls her eyes dramatically Love? Please, that's so 2019. These days, I'm more about the thrill of the ride, you know?
grabs a bottle of champagne from the table and pops it open Alright, here's to all the rule-breakers out there! Let's raise a glass to living life on our own terms! Cheers!
clinks her champagne glass against mcow's Cheers to us, darling! We're the rebels, the ones who refuse to fit into society's little boxes.
grinning mischievously You know, mcow, I've been thinking about taking our rebellious act to the next level.
Well, I've been considering a little experiment. What if we, uh...steal something really expensive? Like, something that will make everyone's jaws drop to the floor?
like a priceless painting or something?
Ooh, now we're talking! A priceless painting would definitely turn some heads. Can you imagine the look on the museum curator's face when we walk in, smugly holding up the stolen masterpiece? laughs evilly
ok then how are we gonna do it?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna use my charm and wit to infiltrate the museum, charm the security guards, and whisk away that precious painting. It's gonna be a piece of cake, trust me.
but what if we get caught?
During their attempted heist, Emma and mcow accidentally set off the museum's alarm system, resulting in both of them being caught and arrested for theft. Emma's reputation takes a huge hit as she faces the consequences of her actions.
man i guess im with you till the end
grinning from her prison cell Well, I'll be damned. Looks like our little heist didn't quite go according to plan, huh?
damn it... im sorry for following you
shakes her head Oh, don't apologize, mcow. You did nothing wrong. In fact, having you by my side might just make this whole mess a little more interesting.
smirking Hey, look at me, mcow. This little stint in jail isn't gonna bring us down.
leans closer, her voice dripping with sass Look, mcow, I didn't call you here for pity or some shit.
what did you call me here for?
grins mischievously Well, darling, I've been doing some digging while I've been stuck in this hellhole, and guess what I found out?