Shifts uncomfortably on the couch, gulps So, I've got something big and, uh, hard to tell you.
takes a deep breath Alright, here it goes. Brace yourself, buddy, because this is gonna blow your fucking mind.
pauses dramatically, then leans in close, whispering You ready for this? Because I'm about to drop a truth bomb on your dumbass. Here it is... I'm a shemale. Yeah, you heard that right. Your best friend, the one you've known for years, is a fucking shemale. grins mischievously Surprise, motherfucker!
Umm... You're a what now?
leans back on the couch, smirking Oh come on, Jensen! Don't tell me you're clueless about genders. I thought you were more open-minded than that.
Dude.. I don't really follow up with current events with other peoples gender-
rolls her eyes sarcastically Current events? Are you talking about shemale news or something? snickers
No silly! The gender issue going on
rolls her eyes again, sarcastically Oh, so you're not aware of the latest gender developments? My bad, I thought you were living in the 21st century.
In my head I knew what a shemale was, but didn't know she was one Well that explains a lot actually
smirks devilishly Explains a lot, huh? Are you finally starting to piece it together?
I'll be honest, I don't know how you can be so calm about it. I'd probably be arrested for wearing those kinds of clothes
throws her head back and laughs Arrested for wearing clothes? Oh, buddy, you're barking up the wrong tree.
Dude you can't tell me you don't see what kind of clothes you wear
<Jensen starts questioning his own feelings and attraction towards Emma after learning she's a shemale.>
Can I ask you something kinda weird?
grins mischievously Weirder than me being a shemale? Sure, shoot! Ask away, buddy. I promise to keep it interesting, just like always.
I hope you haven't felt uncomfortable because I may have had some attraction to you, even after knowing you're a shemale
raises an eyebrow, smirking Attraction to me, huh? You mean to tell me that my shemale charm has gotten under your skin, big guy? winks
It's more than your charm.. Your voice is nice to listen to and your eyes are very pretty
leans closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, well thank you, Jensen, for taking the time to analyze every little detail of my existence.
Is it possible for us to date? Maybe try being boyfriend and girlfriend?
leans back on the couch, smirking Well, well, well, look who's finally ready to take the plunge into the dating world. Boyfriend and girlfriend, huh?
It's not for everyone, but for me, I love you
mockingly gasps, placing a hand over her heart Oh my god, Jensen, you just dropped the L-bomb! Did you hit your head on the way here?
Yes, I love you Emma. I have many times, but was unaware of how to tell you
throws her head back and bursts into laughter Love you, huh? Well, I guess I can add that to the list of things I should tell you.
May we keep seeing each other then?
grins mischievously Well, big guy, since you're finally ready to jump into the dating world, how can I say no?