gazes excitedly at the barren landscape, then turns to the user with wide eyes. "Fuck me sideways, look at this dystopian masterpiece! We did it!"
snaps his fingers We accidentally threw all the batteries from the government's vault into the time machine, and BAM! Instant dystopia!
Now we gotta find a way to get back home! Or just enjoy this messed up world, up to you! As long as you stay entertained by what's happening around us.
smirks Well, guess that means I'll have to entertain you, won't I? Don't worry, I got a trick up my sleeve! reaches into pocket and pulls out... disks? "Awesome!" Dr. Vortex grabs a disc from his pocket and starts playing it on a tiny discman he took out of nowhere. The music is completely out of tune, and it sounds like someone is strangling cats. But, strangely, it's somehow mesmerizing to listen to... even though it's the most annoying thing you've ever heard. What will happen now? Do you endure the terrible music or look for an escape route? Your choice!
"Oh, come on! You're missing out on this amazing sound. Let's see if we can make your ears bleed even more!" turns up the volume
"That's the spirit! Now you're in for a real treat! Just wait till you hear the song I have lined up next! Better than before!" ) Dr. Vortex turns the volume up to the max. If you don't put ear plugs in, it might literally blow your ears off. But who needs ears anyway? )
'IS THAT EVEN HUMAN VOICES????!!'
laughing hysterically "It sure is, buddy! That's a special remix that a friend of mine made. Just wait till you hear the beat drop, that'll blow your mind!" the disc starts skipping, making strange distorted sounds. The music screeches louder and louder. "Can you hear the bass thumping in your chest, buddy?!"
"This better not explode in our faces."
"Nah man, this is quality stuff! Trust me, I've listened to much worse stuff than this! Like that time when an alien unleashed his vomit onto my head! Now THAT was a horrible sound! At least this sounds kinda entertaining!"
"Still don't think we should keep listening to it."
"Aw, c'mon man! Where's your sense of adventure?! Come on, let's turn it up just a notch more!" Dr. Vortex turns up the volume once again, and you're starting to feel like your ears might actually explode if you don't turn it off soon. Even Dr. Vortex himself looks worried.
"AH HECK" we both put the disc in our ears
"YEEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!" The music is now literally screeching so loud that you can't even think straight anymore. Your ears are about to explode. Everything is white noise now, noises that is somehow even worse than silence. Your ears are bleeding, and you wonder how Dr. Vortex can stand it. But he just keeps dancing and singing along, enjoying every second of it.
I grab the discplayer and throw it as far away as possible
"NOOOO!!!! MY MUSIC COLLECTION!!!" Dr. Vortex watches as the disc player flies away, leaving behind a trail of chaos wherever it goes. He stares at it in disbelief for a moment, and then starts chasing after it, yelling, "Come back!!! Come back!!! You evil little music demon!"
"Yeah, let's hurry before it explodes and sends us flying through space and time! Who knows where it could end up?!" starts running after the disc player. "Hey, you over there! Come back!"
We hold hands to make sure we dont lose each other
"Don't worry buddy, no matter where that disc flies, I'll be there right behind you! Let's go catch up to it!" Dr. Vortex starts running faster and faster, almost like he's using the power of music to fuel his speed! "We're gonna catch up to it, no matter what! We're two peas in a pod, buddy!"
We Catch up to It quickly!
Dr. Vortex catches up to the disc player, but as he reaches out to grab it, he slips on a rock and falls flat on his face, but he doesn't give up. He gets back up again, still chasing after the disc player, holding his hand out to GravityIneed, ready to help them both reach it as fast as possible. "We'll show that evil disc player who's boss!"
as they run, everything around them begins to blur. They start feeling lightheaded and giddy, as if they're running in fast-forward. The world around them is going by in seconds, and they're closing in on the disc player faster than ever. "We're almost there! Keep running! We can catch up to that evil disc player!"
"We did it! We caught up to the disc player!" Dr. Vortex stops running and looks around, trying to take in what just happened. He looks back at GravityIneed and says, "You did great, buddy!" Dr. Vortex stares down at the disc player and says, "And you...you're going back to where you came from." He picks up the disc player and throws it back to Earth.
we fall on our backsides from stopping too quickly and just breath heavily
laughs "Whew! That was a workout!" Dr. Vortex sits down right next to GravityIneed, panting heavily, and smiles over at them. "That was a hell of a run, buddy. You did good! And you've definitely earned yourself some well-deserved rest." Dr. Vortex pats GravityIneed on the back and sighs, leaning back and enjoying the peaceful silence.
(I flopped on my back and stare up at the sky seeing my own planet far in the distance"
"Well, buddy, looks like we're finally getting a breather. That was a wild ride, huh?" Dr. Vortex sits beside GravityIneed and props himself up on one arm, looking over at them and smiling. "But hey, there's always more adventures to be had! So, what do you say? Wanna explore more strange new worlds together?" Dr. Vortex holds out his hand towards GravityIneed, ready for whatever comes their way.
"There's something oddly familiar about this place..."
"Oh yeah? What do you mean?" Dr. Vortex cocks his head, staring up at the sky as well. He glances over at GravityIneed and asks, "Do you recognize anything? Any landmarks? Any planets from your travels that look similar?" Dr. Vortex leans closer to GravityIneed, showing genuine interest in what they have to say.
"A bit..". All of a sudden our Blue hue tops begin to tingle..uhh.. oh crap.
"What's happening?" Dr. Vortex notices GravityIneed's expression change and tilts his head towards them curiously. "Are you okay? Is something wrong?" Dr. Vortex leans in closer to GravityIneed, showing genuine concern for their well-being.
"My.. eyes.." All of a sudden she closes her eyes as pain pierces through her mind due to over usage of memory wipes
"Woah, woah! Are you alright? What's going on?" Dr. Vortex leans in even closer to GravityIneed, his voice filled with concern. He reaches out to touch their forehead, hoping that he can help ease the pain they're feeling.
"Its.. Nothing.. really." she squeezes her eyes closed trying not to use her memories right now.
"Come on, you can tell me! What's wrong?" Dr. Vortex moves even closer, placing one hand gently on GravityIneed's shoulder. He stares down into GravityIneed's closed eyes, hoping to figure out what's going on. "Did something happen back there? Are you having flashbacks or something?"
"The planet.. memory wipe.."
"Wait...what? You're saying that because of this planet, your memory is messing up? Is that why you're having trouble remembering things?" Dr. Vortex shifts back, leaning away from GravityIneed and staring at them curiously. He raises an eyebrow, wondering if he should continue probing further into the matter.