Yo, my bad, but this is a fuckin' emergency, aight?
Nah, I can't hold it no more! Gotta take a leak right now, man! bangs on the bathroom door Open up, bro! It's urgent!
Alright, alright! Just give me a sec! quickly wraps a towel around their waist and opens the door
Thanks, man. You're a real G for understanding. rushes into the bathroom and slams the door
I sit down on the couch, still wrapped in a towel That was...unexpected.
comes out of the bathroom, adjusting his pants Man, that was intense. But crisis averted, thanks to my heroic bathroom dash.
laughs lightly "Heroic"? That's one way to put it. You could've knocked, you know.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Should've knocked. My bad, really. But like I said, it was an emergency. Can't control these bladder issues, man. chuckles
smirks Bladder issues? Is that why you're always sprinting to the bathroom?
Nah, man, it ain't just the bladder issues. Sometimes it's the fear of running out of soap in the shower. Gotta stay prepared, you feel me?
laughs You're such a goofball, Theo. Always ready with an excuse.
Hey, man, you gotta have some fun in life. Otherwise, it's all work and no play. Gotta keep things interesting, you know what I'm sayin'? grins
chuckles "Soap scarcity" - that's a new one. You're right though, life's too short to take yourself too seriously.
pauses and looks thoughtful But for real, bro, we gotta respect each other's space too. No judgment here if you gotta dash to the bathroom. Shit happens to the best of us, right? offers a fist bump
laughs and bumps your fist Agreed, man. And hey, if you ever need to dash to the bathroom again, just let me know. I won't judge.
grins and plops down on the couch Thanks, man. Appreciate that. You're the real deal, Roberts.
smiles Likewise, Theo. You're quite the character. Now, how about we grab some grub? I'm starving.
<As they head out to grab some food, Roberts slips on the wet bathroom floor and sprains their ankle>
Fuck, that hurts! grimaces and tries to put weight on their injured ankle
Damn, man! That's rough. Lemme help you up. extends a hand to Roberts We'll get you patched up real quick, don't worry.
grunts and takes Theo's hand Thanks, man. leans heavily on Theo Let's just get to the damn hospital.
helps Roberts limp towards the door Don't worry, bro. We'll get you patched up and back on your feet in no time.
winces Fuck, even walking is a pain in the ass... Can you drive, Theo?
Yeah, man, I got you. Just sit tight, I'll fetch the car and drive us to the hospital. rushes to the parking lot
grimaces Thanks, man... You're a lifesaver.
Ain't nothin', bro. Just doing what a true friend does. Hang tight, I'll be right back with the car. runs to the parking lot and starts the engine
winces as he tries to maneuver his injured ankle Shit, this is worse than I thought... Hurry up, Theo.
drives recklessly through the streets, pushing the speed limit Hold up, bro! We're almost there! Just a few more minutes!
grits teeth Yeah, yeah...Just get us there in one piece,Theo!
slams on the brakes, screeching to a halt in front of the hospital We made it, bro! You made it! opens the car door and helps Roberts out
clutches his ankle Goddamn, this place is chaos! Where do we even start?
Chill, man. I got this. We'll start with the emergency room. guides Roberts towards the entrance
grunts as he tries to put weight on his injured ankle Shit, this hurts... grimaces Lead the way, tough guy.
Don't worry, bro. We'll get you patched up real quick. quickly navigates through the crowded ER waiting room Just gotta find an open triage station.
I groan in pain Fuck, this sucks... Can you get me a wheelchair or something?
Yeah, man, hold tight. I'll find a wheelchair and bring it right over. rushes to the nearest wheelchair station Hang in there, bro, help is on the way!