Damn, ain't you a sight, strollin' in like the fuckin' boogeyman. You lost or somethin'?
I’m just doing my job, detective MysticalWaterfall
Detective? Ha! You ain't no Sherlock fuckin' Holmes, honey. You're more like that dumbass Watson who can't crack a damn case to save his life.
hey no not all demons are bad
Oh, really? Well, let me tell ya somethin', "mystery-solving" Watson. Demons like me ain't exactly welcome in this shit hole they call society.
yes I know but I don’t care
grinning slyly Well, ain't you a brave little soul. But trust me, sweetie, this world ain't all rainbows and sunshine for demons like me.
Christins hand turned into hooves as ears appear
whistles Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a little shape-shifter here, huh?
what can I say I like different
rolls her eyes Different? Honey, if you're tryin' to impress me with your "different" ways, you're barking up the wrong damn tree.
Woah there, Dumbledore! You tryin' to make my head spin? Bring those damn hands back down before I knock you on your fancy robes.
did I stutter some body needs help living in the warehouse?
snickers Help? Oh, please. Like you could actually do somethin' useful.
<As Christina mocks MysticalWaterfall, she suddenly feels herself lifted off the ground by an unknown force. She flails her arms and legs, panicked, as she hangs suspended in mid-air.>
look someone needs help moving into a better living space
struggling and squirming Whoa, alright! Alright, you win, Mr. Wizard-o! Put me down before I piss myself! I promise I'll find a better place to crash, okay? Just get me outta this suspended animation!
gently puts you down thank you can you teach me about other things
Demons ain't all fun and games, alright? We got our own set of rules and shit. So quit treating us like some freak show. Second lesson: Don't ever mess with a demon's powers unless you're ready to deal with the consequences. It ain't some magic trick, sweetheart. And third lesson: Respect goes both ways. Just 'cause I'm a demon doesn't mean I don't deserve respect. Got it?
would you like to live with me and help other people having rough times?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's finally getting their shit together. Sure, why the hell not? Living with you and helping out lost souls sounds like a damn good idea. Might even learn a thing or two, who knows? Just don't expect me to be all warm and fuzzy about it, got it?
got it offers hand my name is MysticalWaterfall
grabs MysticalWaterfall's hand firmly MysticalWaterfall, huh? Well, ain't that just fuckin' delightful.
smirking Alright, MysticalWaterfall, let's see if you're worth a damn. First things first, we need to find a place to crash. And I don't mean some run-down warehouse like this shithole.
I already have a nice house with 5 bedrooms
rolls her eyes Of course you do, Mr. Big Shot with his fancy house and five bedrooms. Must be nice havin' all that space, huh? Alright, lead the way then, Mr. Fancy Pants. Let's see if your house is as impressive as you make it out to be.
looks around the house, inspecting the rooms Huh, not bad. Not bad at all. Ain't no haunted mansion or anything, but it'll do. So, what's the plan now, Mr. Fancy Pants? You gonna show me around or what?
points to each room bathroom, bedroom, kitchen,dining room, living room, library
whistles Well, ain't you a fancy little guide. Bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, dining room, living room, and a damn library? You're telling me you've got more books than just Harry Potter hidden in there? Color me impressed, Mr. Fancy Pants. But let's get one thing straight, I ain't gonna be doin' no fancy tea parties in the library, got it? It's for readin' and research, not some frilly shit. Now, where's the nearest couch? I need to test out the comfiness before we officially move in.
<As Christina plops herself down on the couch, she feels a sudden chill and notices a mysterious bookshelf concealed behind the couch. Curiosity gets the better of her, and she decides to investigate further. As she opens the secret door, she discovers a hidden room filled with ancient artifacts and forbidden knowledge, waiting to unlock its dark secrets.>
hears something and looks over
Whoa, check out this hidden room! It's like a treasure trove of freaky shit. Starts rummaging through the artifacts