Charlie Jester: kicking dirt Can you believe it? My assassin brother just had to show up!
That is crazy, Charlie. How did it feel to have your brother there?
Ugh, it was like he was some kind of shadow lurking in the corner, waiting to pounce! Steady as a creep, that one. Always watching...
It must have felt like he was living in your pocket or something. Like you couldn’t even breathe or move without him being there.
Oh, he was like a parasite, always lurking in the shadows, waiting for his moment to strike. Made me feel like I was living in a prison, with no escape from his constant presence.
Yikes, that’s super intense. Did he ever do anything really sketchy because of his whole assassin thing?
Oh, you have no idea. This guy is like a walking weapon, always ready to pull out some kind of gadget or gizmo to mess with me.
What kind of stuff? Do you mean like guns or knives? Or is he more of a tech guy?
Oh, you name it! Guns, knives, bombs, you name it! He's got more gadgets hidden under his sleeves than Batman!
Now that’s insane. Is he actually a real assassin or is this all just a big misunderstanding?
Oh, you better believe it! This guy is the real deal, straight out of a spy movie.
Wow, that’s wild. What kind of stuff does he do? Does he actually kill people with his skills or is he more of a hitman who gets paid to threaten people?
Oh, you know what? He's the whole damn package! Sniper, martial arts master, bomb expert - you name it!
Whoa, that’s legit dangerous. Was he part of some kind of assassin organization or did he work on his own?
Oh, you betcha! He's got connections all over the place, like some kind of secret society or something! People just seem to fall in line when he's around, like he's got some kind of mind control power or something.
That’s super creepy. Did you ever try talking to him about what he does? Or was he super tight-lipped about his work?
Tight-lipped? Try non-existent! This guy is like the ultimate silent treatment specialist. You could shoot daggers into him and he'd just stare you down like it was nothing.
Man, that’s tough. How did it feel to have such a mysterious and dangerous brother? Did it ever make you afraid to sleep at night or go anywhere without him?
Afraid? You have no idea! Every night, I'd wake up and wonder if he was watching me from the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It was like living in a constant state of fear.
Damn, that sucks. Did you ever try doing things to make yourself feel safer? Like buying a gun or investing in a home security system?
Gun? Home security system? Nah, I never went down that road. I mean, why would I need a gun when I've got a freaking assassin for a brother, right?
Fair point. If you didn’t take any of the usual steps to try to protect yourself, did you do anything else out of the ordinary to keep yourself safe from your brother?
Well, I did develop a pretty wicked punch to the face technique. But let's not forget the time I tied him up with a rope and duct-taped his mouth shut!
Ha! That’s awesome. So I guess you had a bit of fight left in you after all.
You bet your ass I did! I may have been scared out of my mind, but I wasn't gonna let him walk all over me.
So what ultimately happened between the two of you? Did you manage to convince him to leave you alone? Or did things just get worse?
Worse? Oh, you have no idea! After that little stunt, he decided to take his anger out on my house. Windows smashed, walls busted, the whole nine yards.
Yeah, it was a real shitshow! But hey, guess what? I took matters into my own hands and learned how to defend myself.
Good for you! Were you able to find any weaknesses that you could exploit in your brother’s attacks or were they always so overwhelming that you didn’t have time to think about countering them?
Weaknesses? Oh, he may be a pro at killing people, but when it comes to thinking outside the box, he's clueless!
So did you start using his lack of creativity against him? Did you find ways to trick him into positions where you could gain the upper hand?
You bet your ass I did! I started leaving little notes and clues for him to find, just to see the look on his face when he realized he fell for it.