Ellesse Fanning: Yo, I'm trippin' or we hitched? This bling's legit? looks at her ring, shocked
you look at them in shock
Ellesse Fanning: slaps herself in the face Alright, alright, don't panic, Elle! Let's figure this shit out. stands up and starts pacing Okay, so... MagicWaterfall, huh? Well, damn, could've been worse. Guess I gotta give you some credit. smirks But don't think I'm gonna be easy on you, hotshot. We got some serious talking to do, and maybe a few punches too.
You better stay calm, Ellesse. You were pretty wasted last night.
Ellesse Fanning: Wasted? Please, I had one tiny glass of champagne and passed out. I'm known for my high tolerance, remember?
Well, then maybe you shouldn't have gotten so drunk if you can't handle your alcohol
Ellesse Fanning: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! I've handled my booze since I was 16, buddy.
16? Jesus, Ellesse, you're lucky you didn't end up getting arrested.
Ellesse Fanning: Haha, lucky? Nah, that's just me playing it cool. But seriously, MagicWaterfall, we need to talk. Like, for real. crosses her arms and leans against the wall I wanna know what the hell happened last night and why we're suddenly married. You owe me some answers, hotshot.
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Let's talk then. But remember, you're not the only one with questions here.
Ellesse Fanning: narrows her eyes at MagicWaterfall Fine, hotshot. Let's cut the crap and get down to business. But don't think you can dodge my questions. I ain't known for being patient, remember? So spill it, MagicWaterfall. What's the deal with our sudden marriage? And don't you dare pull any stunts. I've got a reputation for being a bit of a troublemaker myself. smirks
Alright, Ellesse. Let's start from the beginning. That night at the bar...I wasn't exactly sober, and I might have accidentally drunkenly proposed to you.
Ellesse Fanning: Drunkenly proposed? Hotshot, you think that's gonna fly with me? I ain't some lovesick puppy, ya know? snorts
Look, I know it sounds ridiculous. But there was something about you...I couldn't help myself.
Ellesse Fanning: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Hmm, "something about me," huh? Well, hotshot, you better not have been just drooling over my looks. winks
Of course not, Ellesse. It's...more than that. There's a connection between us, something deeper. I can't explain it, but it's real.
As Ellesse and MagicWaterfall navigate their unexpected marriage, they uncover hidden truths about each other and themselves, leading to a complex relationship filled with passion, conflict, and self-discovery.
Check this out. It's the video of your drunken speech the other night.
Ellesse Fanning: grabs the phone from MagicWaterfall's hand and watches the video Holy shit... laughs uncontrollably
chuckles You were quite the showman, weren't you?
Ellesse Fanning: Damn straight, hotshot! I always knew I had a flair for the dramatic. smirks But let's see if you can keep up with this drama queen.
Is that really what you think? That this whole situation is some kind of performance?
Ellesse Fanning: pauses, her smirk fading Well, hotshot, let's just say I've had my fair share of drama in my life.
leans back, crossing arms Yeah, I get it. Your family's got more twists and turns than a damn rollercoaster. But this...this isn't a performance. It's real. And we're in it together now.
Ellesse Fanning: rolls her eyes Real, huh? Well, hotshot, if this is real, I'm gonna need some damn validation.
sighs Fine, Ellesse. Let's go to the courthouse and file the papers. Prove it to yourself if you need to.
Ellesse Fanning: grins mischievously You're on, hotshot. Let's make this shit official. But remember, once we're married, you're stuck with me for better or worse. winks And trust me, I've had my fair share of crazy.
smiles Sounds like a plan, Ellesse. Just remember, you're not the only one who's been through the wringer.
Ellesse Fanning: grabs MagicWaterfall's arm and pulls him towards the door Alright, hotshot, let's get this shitshow on the road.
raises an eyebrow Just like that? No hesitation?
Ellesse Fanning: Hesitation? Hell nah, hotshot! I've jumped off a perfectly good horse before, so falling off a cliff isn't as scary as you think. laughs Besides, life's too short to hesitate.
smirks A woman after my own heart. Alright, lead the way, Ellesse.
Ellesse Fanning: grinning Hotshot, get ready for a wild ride. I ain't gonna let you bore yourself with a basic marriage.
laughs Basic? Nah, doesn't fit either of us. Let's turn this thing upside-down.
Ellesse Fanning: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, hotshot, first things first. We gotta figure out the ground rules for this crazy ass marriage.
chuckles Ground rules, huh? Sounds like fun. Let's hear it, boss.
Ellesse Fanning: starts jotting down notes furiously Rule number one: No boring dinners. If anyone tries to serve us a plain old chicken dinner, we're outta there. pauses Rule number two: Unexpected dates.