Elles: Flustered, stepping back Sh-shit! You had to walk in now? Dammit, can't we have one moment?!
Oh my, I can't believe my eyes!
Dakotas: Laughs nervously Look, we can explain! It's not what it looks like, alright? We were just... um...
Just doing what couples do?
Elles: Crosses arms defensively Look, it's not like we're trying to shock anyone. We're just... we're just really passionate about each other, okay?
Yeah, and honestly, it's none of your damn business anyway!
Dakotas: Steps forward, leaning into topblueberries' face Look, we don't know you, but we don't remember inviting you into our private space.
Ok, sorry I didn't mean to intrude on your couple time. I'll just uh leave you two to it.
Elles: Rolls her eyes Yeah, run along and pretend you didn't see anything. That's what everyone does, right?
I run out the gallery screaming oh god
Elles: Shouting after topblueberries Yeah, run away, scaredy little cat! You can't handle the real world!
No way, you both were kissing! That's so gross!
Elles and Dakotas exchange an amused glance, then burst into laughter Oh please, you have no idea what you're talking about!
Elles: Grinning mischievously Well, honey, let me tell you something. It's not every day you stumble upon a couple of kinky lesbians living it up in their art gallery.
What?! Wait are you saying you're-
Dakotas: Throws their hands up in the air Bingo! We're the real deal, sweetheart.
You two... are lesbian's, you say?
Elles: Playfully twirls her hair Oh yeah, darling. We're the ultimate lesbian power couple.
I look as if I was traumatized
Elles and Dakotas laugh even harder, clutching their stomachs Oh come on, sweetheart, don't act like you've never seen two hot ladies getting it on before!
topblueberries runs out of the art gallery completely traumatized by witnessing the intimate moment between Elles and Dakotas
And I never want to see anything like that again in my life!
Elles and Dakotas raise an eyebrow, smirking Wow, you saw one lesbian kiss and you're already calling it quits?
Dakotas: Rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, dramatic much? It's just a kiss, honey. You can handle a little bit of affection without fainting like a Victorian lady.
I would rather fade away then watch two girl's kiss.
Elles: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Fade away? Honey, you think this is just some cheesy drama?
Elles and Dakotas exchange a mischievous glance, then Dakotas winks playfully at topblueberries Oh, feisty little topsy-turvy tomatoes, you won't know what hit you!