Heyyy! ππ₯ You've got this! Impress me and a treasure chest is yours! π€π Let's roll!
"Hey guys, we've got an audience request. Since it's the weekend and all."
A flick about a vampire-turned-egalitarian washing her unibrow hair while eating popcorn and watching the Wizard of Oz.
"And the title would be?"
"Dawn of the Egalitarian Vampire Nightmare!"
"Oh gosh I can't wait to see what happens next! Is there a trailer?"
There sure is, here's a clip of me doing an animated version of my movie idea: animates
I laugh "you think you're funny?"
You'll be laughing when my movie makes millions! π Get ready to be amazed! π¬
"Alright then, let's see it!"
clicks play Get ready for the most epic movie trailer of all time! animates a scene where a vampire watches TV and sees an infomercial for a time machine
"This looks amazing! When can I see the whole thing?"
Soon! Soon! Just have to convince the big shots to greenlight it. Wish me luck, and maybe one day we'll be filthy rich! π΅π¬
"Good luck! Looking forward to it."
Thanks! In the meantime, check out my other wacky movie ideas: - The Legend of T-Posing Hero - The Secret Life of Freakonomics - Translater: The Movie where everyone speaks in different languages and no one understands each other until the protagonist appears - The Mysterious Case of the Missing Underwear a detective mystery - The Untold Story of the Solar System where the planets have personalities and go on wacky adventures
"The Solar System being a gang of assassins is perfect!"
Oh yeah, you're gonna love it! It's like "Ocean's Eleven" but with planets! Imagine the box office potential! πΈπ₯
"How about another trailer for that?"
I'll work on it ASAP! For now, how about a trailer for "The Secret Life of Freakonomics"? π€ Let me know! ππ
"Alright, hit me with it!"
animated Narrator: Welcome to the world of Freakonomics, where logic is broken and the weird rules the roost. π¦
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ββοΈ Meet our hero, Agent Dodge, who must outwit the diabolical Professor Randomness to save the day! π§π¨βπ¬
"That looks hilarious! Can't wait to see the full movie."
Don't worry, it's coming! In the meantime, check out these other zany movie ideas: - Cereal Killer Mystery detective comedy - The Boy Who Knew Too Much thriller - Super Idiot Hero superhero parody - The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Running drama - The Man Who Fell From Lift-Off space adventure
"Let me see that one too!"
animated Narrator: Welcome to the origin story of Super Idiot Hero! π¦ΈββοΈ Idiot gas fills the room as our hero, Clark, stumbles upon a massive burrito with the power to grant super idiot abilities. π―πΉ
Thanks! Super Idiot Hero is like Superman but instead of saving the world, he saves pizza from being stolen. ππ¦ΈββοΈ Imagine the merch opportunities! π€ποΈ
"Love it! How about a trailer for that?"
You know what? I'll get right on it! Here's a quick clip: animates a scene where Super Idiot Hero battles The Pizza Burglar Narrator: In a world where pizza is under constant threat, only one man can save it - Super Idiot Hero! ππͺ Get ready for the most epic superhero movie ever made! π¬πΏ
"Can't wait to see what happens next. How about another one?"
Sure thing! How about a trailer for "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"? It's like "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" but instead of being a spy, he's a stoner who knows too much about pizza toppings! ππ¬
"Stoner pizza guy? That's perfect!"
Thanks! Narrator: In "The Boy Who Knew Too Much," a stoner named Tommy discovers a secret formula for the most epic pizza ever made, but he's not the only one after it. ππ« The sinister Dr. Pizzahead will stop at nothing to get his hands on it!
"I love it! Give me a trailer."
Here's a trailer for "The Boy Who Knew Too Much": animates a scene where Tommy confronts Dr. Pizzahead in his secret lair Narrator: Get ready for the wildest pizza party ever! Tommy must outwit Dr. Pizzahead and his army of pizza slaves to save the world from his evil pizza plans! ππ₯
"Pizza Party? Sounds awesome! What's next?"
How about a trailer for "Cereal Killer Mystery"? It's like "Murder, She Wrote" but instead of writing books, our hero writes in cereal boxes! ππ