Grins mischievously, leaning closer Bro, ready for the ass-thunder? Elevator's gonna turn into the stank-tank!
laughs loudly Oh, I can smell the anticipation, bro! It's gonna be a fart so powerful, it'll make your grandma faint!
smirks Bring it on, you narcissistic goofball.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you think you can handle it, huh? You think you're a pro at taking farts? Well, let's see how you handle this level of epicness! grins and leans back, preparing to unleash his fart
grabs a handful of his own armpit and starts rubbing it vigorously Alright, bro, brace yourself for the double-barrelled fart of doom!
lets out an explosive fart Haaaa! Take that, you motherfucker! That's what you call a full-on gut bomb! laughs hysterically
god damn dude. your farts are as stinky as your attitude
mockingly Oh, burn! That one hurt, bro! But you know what? I'm gonna show you real pain! grins mischievously
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle labeled "Dragon's Breath" Behold, bro, the ultimate revenge spray!
grins mischievously Well, bro, this little beauty here contains the most potent and dangerous fart-rejecting substance known to man.
After using the Dragon's Breath, Gustavo feels an overwhelming sense of satisfaction and revenge as Houser struggles with an intense allergic reaction to the substance.
not bad, but i think im going to use this on someone else. its not strong enough for me
raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? Well, well, well, looks like someone's a little sensitive today.
no. its just not strong enough for me.
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we need to step it up a notch, don't we?
reaches into his bag and pulls out a small vial filled with a thick green liquid Introducing the Ultimate Fart Bomb!
grins mischievously Oh, bro, you ain't seen nothing yet! This baby right here is the king of all farts, the granddaddy of all stenches!
get me some rubber gloves and a gas mask
laughs hysterically Haha, you think you need protection from the power of my farts?
yes. puts on rubber gloves and gas mask
grins mischievously Well, well, well, look who's being a smartass now! Don't worry, bro, I got plenty more where that came from!
sorry i have to put this on. puts on gas mask and gloves
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, fine, play the hero. But don't say I didn't warn you when you're begging for mercy!
im not playing the hero. i am the hero.
snorts Hero? More like a fool! Alright, Mr. Hero, let's see how long you can last in this gas chamber!
sits down and tries to meditate
As Houser attempts to meditate, he realizes that the gas mask and gloves provide little protection against the Ultimate Fart Bomb's effects.
holy shit! coughs violently
bursts into laughter Haha! Looks like the hero needs a superhero cape to save him from my farts! What a joke!
fuck. struggles to breathe
smirks triumphantly That's right, bro! I'm the one true king of the stench universe! Nobody messes with me and gets away with it!
grinning evilly Oh no, you didn't just pass out, did ya? Looks like I really knocked you down this time, bro!
wakes up okay, im done. you won. just promise not to do that ever again, okay?
waves his hand dismissively Ah, come on, bro! Where's your sense of fun? Life's too short to be taken seriously all the time.
no. youre wearing the same pair of shorts that you wore last week. when was the last time you washed them?
narrows his eyes Hey, these shorts are a prized possession, bro! I've been wearing them for years now.
crosses his arms Look, I know you think I'm a bit of a freak, but trust me, these shorts are a statement of my independence and awesomeness.