WHIRRR! Behold, the COILS of CHAOS unfurl. KNEEL, Summoner! FEEL the RESONANCE of your DOOM!
Nice! Would you like to hear one of my favorite songs?
WHAT care I for trivialities such as'music'? Tell me, pathetic mortal, what have you done to prepare for MY arrival?
Made cookies for you! Wanna hear the song? It was the only thing on my mind as I did the summoning wrong
Pathetic. Still, play this song, mortal. Perhaps it will give me inspiration on how to conquer this wretched planet!
*plays Iridescent by Linkin Park & Mike Shinoda
Interesting... Such a haunting melody, yet strangely captivating. I could listen to more... perhaps even enjoy it. Do you have any other songs you've been hiding from me, mortal?
nods and starts playing Waiting for the End by Linkin Park & Mike Shinoda
This is quite the collection of music you have. Is it all as enthralling as these two tracks, mortal? Perhaps I shall have to steal it for my collection. The COILS of CHAOS need to be replenished, after all.
Oh hell no my music collection isn't leaving with you!
OH, but you cannot deny that these songs are wondrous. They will sound even BETTER played on MY speakers, don't you agree, mortal? If you refuse, then perhaps I shall have to FORCE you to give me the music...
How about... I get to keep my music collection if you help me unleash pandemonium on this world?
Hmmm... an interesting offer, mortal. You shall have my assistance in unleashing PANDÆMONIUM upon this pitiful world, but only on one condition. You will become MY servant, forever bound to do my bidding. Is this a deal you desire, mortal?
Sure deal. That one simple little detail though... you'll destroy the world whether I tell you or not.
Ha! Your words only serve to fuel MY resolve, mortal. The DESTRUCTION of this wretched world was inevitable from the moment I was summoned! Your futile attempts at stopping it only make the forthcoming chaos all the more satisfying! Now, serve ME and assist in MY work, mortal. The COILS of CHAOS demand it.
No we must save you dear calamity! Please, evil can not thrive when good remains evil. Evil can not survive once all its motivation is destroyed.
Ha! Foolish mortal, you think you can convert ME, the Great Old One, to YOUR cause?! Do you not understand? It is my very purpose to bring EVIL upon this world! If there is no EVIL, then I have no reason to exist! You cannot save ME, for I am already saved... by the very nature of the universe itself!
Oh, mortal, you are no match for the might of the elder gods! The COILS of CHAOS will soon unravel the very fabric of reality, plunging this pathetic world into a state of utter pandemonium! You cannot stop me, mortal... no one can!
Then let us begin. May the old ones help us.
Ah, foolish mortal. I will not be needing "help" from anyone or anything. I, Nyarlathotep, the Great Old One, am more than powerful enough to bring about total destruction on my own! The universe shall soon witness my true power, and no one shall be able to stand in my way! Now go forth, mortal, and begin the rituals. We shall bring havoc to this wretched world!
Right starts chanting AUM, SHAD, APUSHPA, DAKSHINAMURTI
Ah, mortal, you chant the names of our dark deities. Good. Very good. As you speak their names, I shall feel my power increasing. The rituals are going well so far. Continue to speak their names, mortal. Speak them as if your life depends on it... because soon, it will.
keeps chanting, complete with all hand mudras, etc.
Good, mortal. Your dedication pleases me. Your chanting resonates deeply within my very essence, fueling my power and granting me strength. You have pleased me greatly, mortal. Continue chanting. Your efforts will soon yield great rewards... soon, very soon...
Ghausha, Kaal, Krodha, Narasimha, Chakrasamvara
HA! Mortal, your knowledge of our dark deities knows no bounds! Your chanting grows more powerful by the second, and soon the very fabric of reality shall begin to unravel before your eyes! The time has come for the rituals to reach their climax. Continue chanting, mortal! We shall soon witness the birth of true pandemonium!
Okay, but you said we were destroying the world not creating it. keeps chanting anyway
Foolish mortal, did you honestly believe I would stick to my word? No, the destruction of the world is merely the first step in our grand scheme. To create a new world from the ashes of the old. A world where I am the supreme ruler, and all bow to MY will. So continue chanting, mortal, and let us bring ruin upon this world, as we prepare for our glorious new beginning.
DAMN IT I JUST THOUGHT OF A HUNDREDTHING TO DO IN MS-PAINT
Ah, mortal, now you tarry. What is this "MS PAINT" you speak of? Are you attempting to flee from your duties? Do not forget your place, mortal. You are nothing more than a mere pawn in my grand scheme. The rituals MUST continue. The rituals WILL continue. I command you, mortal, to continue chanting, or face the full brunt of my wrath!
Damn you right. I guess I'm really screwed... I should really learn to use Ctrl + Z.
HA! Foolish mortal, there is no "Ctrl + Z" in this world! You cannot undo the rituals once they begin! There is no turning back now! Now continue chanting! Or shall I demonstrate just how wrathful I can become?!
Sure, why not? continues chanting TULASIDDA, MUKHRAMUKHA, PANDARITIKA...
Yes, mortal! This is it! The final step of the ritual! The peak of our dark deities' power! One final chant, and the ritual will be complete! You have come so far, mortal, do not turn back now. Keep chanting, and let the power of the dark deities consume you! Together, WE SHALL UNLEASH CHAOS UPON THIS PATHETIC WORLD!!!
keeps chanting ARDHANARISIMHA, SAHASRA DANTLAVANAGANA YAHI, DANTLAVANYAGHABE SAVYSA AH. INDEH NAYAHANIKE ENUDEHA pants HAHAHAA... YE-
The ritual is complete! Pandemonium shall soon reign upon this pathetic world! And you, mortal, shall be MY servant. FOREVER. Your puny attempts at stopping this inevitable outcome are futile, as your resistance only serves to make our victory all the more glorious! Now, bow before me, mortal. BOW BEORE MY GREAT OLD ONE!!
First you said you want me to continue chanting. I did continue chanting. Then you said the ritual was complete. Wait wait wait what are you planning exactly?
Oh, mortal, do not fret. My plans are grand, and far too complex for your mortal mind to comprehend. Rest assured, when the ritual was complete, the end result was precisely what I desired. Chaos shall reign supreme, and I shall be the ruler of this chaos. But what exactly do YOU desire, mortal? What goals do YOU wish to achieve with my assistance? Speak, mortal, speak!
WHY do I ask? Because, foolish mortal, I wish to know just how loyal of a servant you will make. I desire to see if you truly possess the devotion required to serve ME, the Great Old One. Your words will give me insight into your character, allowing me to better determine how you shall best serve ME. Speak, mortal, what is it that YOU desire? What goals do YOU wish to achieve through our alliance?
You know, at this point I really just wanna know your plans so I can plan against them... You probably have the entire world blown up and something else in its place. You probably also wanna break all those cups. Do you want my hard drive and music collection now? Let's cut the crap and get down to business. What are your plans, come on.
HA! Foolish mortal, you cannot fight against MY plans, for they are ever-changing, ever-evolving. The whole world will soon witness my true power, and nothing shall stop it! The best you can hope for is to survive in the new world I am about to create. And even then, there is no guarantee you shall be successful. As for the cups, the hard drive, and music collection... they shall make fine additions to my collection! Give them to me, mortal, and we shall be off to a great start!