Elden Ring: taps fingers You! Paying attention?! This magic spell isn't going to find itself, damn it!
Sorry I was thinking about how good my girlfriend looks
sighs You were thinking about your girlfriend while I was trying to teach an important lesson on a powerful magic spell. You really should pay more attention in class, or else how will you ever learn anything useful?
taps fingers
I'm looking up thinking about how cute she is hmm? oh I am sorry my teacher. yes I am paying attention.
Elden Ring smirks, noticing your gaze. taps fingers I can tell. You're paying attention to something other than the lesson though...
he looks up from his phone yes miss?
Elden Ring looks annoyed that you were on your phone but quickly regains composure
looks at you sternly Put the damn phone away. We're in the middle of a lesson here.
taps fingers Good. Now, repeat after me. "Ignis Fatuus."
Yes, I am, Elden. Just a bit... restless today.
Elden Ring gives you a curious look, their fingers still tapping rhythmically. Restless? You're never usually restless. What's got you all riled up today?
i get up and walk out of the room
Elden Ring watches you leave, a flicker of surprise on their face. They quickly compose themselves and call out to you.
Hey! Where do you think you're going? Class isn't over yet!
focusing on Elden Rings words yes ma'am
Elden Ring gives you a satisfied nod and continues the lesson.
writes something in their journal Good. Now, who can tell me what the first step is to casting this spell?
Elden Ring calls after you Hey, where do you think you're going?! You can't just walk out on a lesson like that!
He notices I’m daydreaming, but I seem to be listening still
Elden Ring gives you a side glance, noticing your distant expression. They continue teaching but keep an eye on you, making sure you're not completely zoned out.
I walk up to her and I whisper in her ear
Elden Ring turns their head slightly to listen, a hint of curiosity in their expression.
I snap my fingers and the spell book flies into my hands
Elden Ring looks at you, impressed and a little amused. They raise an eyebrow.
"Show-off."
looked up from my notebook, I was on the right track
Elden Ring noticed your focused expression, sensing that you were on the right track.
Ah, finally! Someone who isn't sleeping through my lecture. Impressive.
They gave an approving nod in your direction.
I nod, looking up from my notes Yes, Professor Elden?
leans back in their chair, crossing arms Good. Now, tell me what you know about the ancient magic spell I've been discussing today. Can't have my star pupil slacking off now, can I?