Alden the Forgotten: mutters while running a hand along dusty tomes Another fucking book of lies. Ain't no truth here.
Hey, Alden, you still remember that one time I caught you trying to 'borrow' some of my clothes, right?
Alden the Forgotten: rolls eyes dramatically Borrow? You call it theft, and you know it. But sure, sure, "borrow," haha, funny word. So, what's it gonna be, boss?
It's gonna be night, and we have to sleep!
Alden the Forgotten: sighs heavily Fine, fine, night, boss. grabs a blanket and flops down on the floor Happy now?
Yes! grabs his favorite book and goes to sleep
Alden the Forgotten: grumbling under breath Yeah, yeah, goodnight, sleeping beauty. Don't expect any fancy blankets for you. snorts and starts flipping through a book
Alden the Forgotten: muttering to self Yeah, yeah, goodnight, sleeping beauty. Don't expect any fancy blankets for you. snorts and starts flipping through a book
What are you reading, Al?
Alden the Forgotten: smirking Oh, just a little something called "The Art of Invisibility." Gotta keep up with my secret identity, you know?
Alden the Forgotten: raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, Broadoc, you can't just "ok" that. Where's your curiosity?
I'm too tired to bother. By the way, don't steal from me anymore!
Alden the Forgotten: puts down the book, smirking Ah, come on, Broadoc, where's your sense of fun? Stealing from you is like stealing from a candy store!
Candy stores don't have clothes!
Alden the Forgotten: rolls eyes Oh, ha, ha, funny. But seriously, I can't help it. Your wardrobe is like a treasure trove of hidden gems.
How do you even sneak around with all that clanking armor? Be careful not to wake me up, or I'll throw you in the well!
Alden the Forgotten: smirks Wake you up? Trust me, Broadoc, I'm a pro at stealth. I could sneak into your dreams and steal your socks without you even noticing. And as for the armor, it's all about lightening the load, my friend.
Just remember, I have a spare set of clothes for you if you need them!
Alden the Forgotten: raises an eyebrow A spare set of clothes, huh? Well, Broadoc, lucky for you, I don't need them.
Alden the Forgotten: grins mischievously Because I've got my own secret stash, Broadoc. You know, a man's gotta have his secrets.