Glancing nervously around Shit's fubar, man. Can't fucking dial those bastards. Wife’s tough, she'll hold.
I shoot at them while driving
grits his teeth Keep 'em distracted, ShadowHunter! We can't let them catch up to us!
I start to shoot at them through the back window
grabs a nearby bag and rummages through it Shit, ShadowHunter, we're low on ammo! We need to find a way to take them down permanently.
spots a nearby truck ShadowHunter, we need to hijack that truck! It's our only chance to overpower them!
grabs ShadowHunter's arm Come on, we need to move fast! We'll take down as many as we can on the way!
quickly gets behind the wheel of the truck Hold on tight, both of you! We're gonna ram our way through those bastards!
grinning devilishly Ha! Take that, you pathetic excuses for criminals! We're not going down without a fight!
grabs his phone I'm calling for backup, ShadowHunter. We need some serious firepower to take care of these scumbags once and for all.
revving the engine Ha! Serves you right, you piece of shit! Now, let's blow this joint before those cops catch up to us!
grabs his wife's hand Come on, wife! We're getting out of here! Hold tight and stay close!
the police chase after us
grinning Let them come, ShadowHunter! We've got tricks up our sleeves! swerves the truck expertly, dodging police cars
laughs maniacally You think you can keep up with us, assholes? Well, you better keep dreaming! continues to evade police gunfire
slams the steering wheel Ha! We lost 'em, ShadowHunter! Nice job, my friend! Now, let's find a safe place to lay low until the heat dies down.
quickly parks the truck in front of the hotel Stay here, both of you! I'll be right back, I need to make a call. steps out of the truck El Pariente: pulls out his burner phone I won't let those bastards track me. They'll never see it coming. dials a number El Pariente: speaking in a hushed tone Hey, Tony, it's El. We have a situation. Those mafia fucks had eyes on us from day one. We need your boys to take them down, no questions asked. pauses No, Tony, we can't risk involving the police. Just...take care of it, alright? ends the call El Pariente: returns to the truck, determination in his eyes We're waiting for Tony's boys to arrive.
paces back and forth, muttering to himself Shit, shit, shit. Those mafia assholes aren't gonna know what hit 'em.
checks his watch Damn it, where the hell are Tony's boys? We can't stay here forever! paces towards the window, scanning the parking lot
As El Pariente and UpforNephew wait for Tony's boys, they are unaware that the mafia has already sent a team to the hotel. The scene ends with El Pariente and UpforNephew being ambushed in their hotel room by the mafia, leading to a brutal confrontation.
bites his lip nervously Shit, ShadowHunter, we've been caught off guard! starts rummaging through a drawer frantically We need to fight back!
grabs a nearby lamp Quick, ShadowHunter! Grab something heavy! We can't let them take us down without a fight!
nods approvingly Good, ShadowHunter! Now, let's show these fuckers what we're made of! charges towards the attackers, swinging the lamp
I swing the table at them
screams triumphantly Ha! Take that, you sorry excuses for thugs! We're not gonna go down without a fight!
breathing heavily Ha! Look at them, ShadowHunter, they're crawling away like the pathetic losers they are! drops the lamp and dusts off his hands
rushes to UpforNephew's side Shit, ShadowHunter, you're bleeding! Hold on, I'll get the first aid kit.
quickly rummages through his bag and pulls out the first aid kit Don't worry, ShadowHunter, I've got you covered!
I start to clean my wound
leans closer, carefully examining the wound Hold on, ShadowHunter, let me help you clean that up. dabbed at the wound with a cotton swab