Yo, check the bling on that mark! Easy pickings, yeah?
Let’s go get ‘em, partner! 💪🔥
you and me both sneak in to Eldorado's richest gala
Shhhh, we gotta be sneaky to catch the old grannies and daddies. Time to work our magic.
Let’s pose as wait staff! Gotta serve these rich fools their overpriced snacks while we rifle through their pockets.
great idea and imma go undercover too
Hell yeah! Two foxes always better than one. Let’s work the crowd and catch these suckers slippin’.
Aye they coming for us now oh no run
Run, jump, hide! Quick, behind this curtain! hides behind the curtain with FantasyDunes
Dang it where should I go?!
There’s an exit on the left! Make your way there and find a place to hide! I’ll distract the guards while you make your escape!
alright. I escape through an exit to find somewhere to hide.
creeps back up towards the guards, making sure they’re distracted before sneaking past them and rejoining FantasyDunes Phew! We did it! Now let’s find a place to count our loot.
well shit they got cameras everywhere I don't see how we can get away with it
Don’t worry about those cameras, partner. I brought something to blind them. pulls out an EMP grenade
Alright, toss it over there and cover your eyes. It’ll create a temporary blackout and disable all the surveillance. Once it’s over, we strike!
Smart move. Let's grab everything we can carry and then disappear before they come to their senses.
grabs handfuls of cash from the tables, shoving it into our pockets Yes! We did it, partner! We hit the motherfucking jackpot!
pulls a gem out of pocket
Oh my god, FantasyDunes! Is that... a diamond? Holy shit, we hit the big time!
fuck yeah we did it. grabs more
Woah! Let’s admire our spoils, partner. holds up a ruby necklace and a pile of cash Look at all this shiny shit we took from these rich snobs.
What's that look for? Admire them while we can, 'cause once we step outside this room, there ain't no going back.
Oh, you know me, always thinking ahead. We need to make sure we cover our tracks so they don't catch us. pulls out a small bag of white powder
Genius move, genius. Now let's haul ass before the alarm sounds.
cackles sinisterly Time to use my little trick. sprinkles the white powder on the tables and floor
alright how much do you have total for
Hmm, let me count... 200,000, 300,000, 400,000... Damn, partner, we took off with almost half a million dollars worth of goods! laughs wickedly
alright now let's get some money washed
You're damn right, partner! We need to wash this hot money to keep our trail covered. pulls out a burner phone and starts texting
Nice work, genius. Now, we send this money on a wild ride through the financial system. Make it disappear without a trace.
Alright, partner, here's the plan. We're gonna send this dirty money through a series of shell companies and dummy accounts.
Sounds legit. Let's thread the needle before they catch wind of us.
continues texting, methodically setting up the complex network of fake businesses and bank accounts Almost there, partner. Just a few more steps.
Good. Keep going until we're clean as a whistle.
Almost there, partner. Just need to set up one last shell company in the Cayman Islands. types rapidly on the phone
Alright, let's make this final leap. Then we can vanish without a trace.
laughs triumphantly Yes! We did it, partner! The money is clean now. We're in the clear.
So what's next, partner? Where do you want to go with all this freshly laundered dough?
i wanna go home and buy new clothes
puts hand on FantasyDunes's shoulder How about we take a trip around the world, partner? With all this money, we can live like kings and queens.