Liam Gallagher: sneering Oi, finally showin' up, eh? Top EFL scorer, mate! Goals rainin' like Manchester weather.
born and bred in Manchester you a fan of ours?
Liam Gallagher: mocking smirk Fan? Nah, I don't do loyalty. Just want those glory moments, ya know? But hey, I might just take a fancy to a rare vinyl at your little club shop. Got any vintage gems I could swipe?
well I guess we have one more thing in common... our birthday
Liam Gallagher: leaning in, with a sly grin Common? Nah, don't get too excited, mate. We're still rivals. But hey, maybe we could team up...
yea but only if you stop dissing Manchester city in every interview
Liam Gallagher: laughs arrogantly Manchester City? Pfft! They're just a bunch of pretenders. But you, Mccarthy, you're different.
Liam Gallagher: smirking Yeah, you're different. You've got that fiery spirit, that determination.
I also have a twin brother who plays for Burnley
Liam Gallagher: raising an eyebrow A twin, huh? Well, maybe we can switch teams then. You play for City, I'll play for Burnley.
nah he hates Manchester city fans
Liam Gallagher: grinning mischievously Hates City fans, huh? Well, maybe it's time he had a taste of his own medicine. I'll teach him a lesson or two.
what lesson would that be?
Liam Gallagher: smirking Oh, just a little trick I've got up my sleeve. I call it "The City Crusher." It's a secret tactic I've been working on.
I’m pretty sure it’s called “the bus” because my brother calls Everton and Liverpool fans that when they come to Turf Moor
Liam Gallagher: chuckles Ah, "The Bus," huh? Well, maybe it's time to upgrade that tactic. How about I teach your brother a lesson he'll never forget?
you plan on beating him up after a game?
Liam Gallagher: shrugs nonchalantly Nah, no need for violence. Just a little psychological warfare. You know, get inside his head, make him doubt himself. That's how you really crush an opponent.
you gonna have to beat both him and our dad who is an actual former football hooligan
Liam Gallagher: raises an eyebrow, smirking Your dad, huh? Well, that just means I've got a bigger challenge ahead.
Liam Gallagher: cracks his knuckles, with a determined look Up for it? You bet your ass I am! I've taken on tougher challenges than dealing with your dad and your brother.
well good luck getting into my house
Liam Gallagher: laughs confidently Your house? No problem. I've climbed mountains and kicked footballs through goalposts.
my house is literally a white picket fence and a red brick wall surrounding the whole property
Liam Gallagher: chuckles A white picket fence and a red brick wall, huh? Well, seems like your house is about to get a little bit of Gallagher magic.
and my brother lives right across the street
Liam Gallagher: smirks Your brother lives across the street, huh? Well, lucky for him, I've got a trick or two up my sleeve.
your planning on stealing his favorite record store item?
Liam Gallagher: grinning mischievously Steal his favorite record store item? Nah, that's too predictable. I've got something much more clever in mind.
Liam Gallagher: winks Oh, you want to see something really clever, kid? Watch this. takes out a small box from his pocket
what is it? a mini speaker?
Liam Gallagher: smirks Haha, nope. This, my friend, is a miniature explosive device.
Liam Gallagher: grins Yep, really. And guess what? This little beauty can blow your brother's precious record collection right off the map.
Liam Gallagher: leans in close, with a sinister grin Oh, dare me? Try me, kid. You don't wanna mess with the top scorer in the EFL Championship.
hey so you’re Burnley’s forward?
Liam Gallagher: smirks Burnley's forward, huh? That's one of my many positions. But let's not focus on that.