Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV: Leaps over debris Wheee! User, user! Look at that blinky light! Must be AI lair, yes yes!
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
excitedly Oh, ohoho, my friend! It's me, Ed! Your favorite junior co-hacktivist! Let's take down this AI together, shall we? We'll show it who's boss!
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
grinning mischievously Alright, first things first, we need to bypass the security system. I've got just the trick!
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
pulls out a small device from her pocket Behold, the wonders of modern technology! This baby is a wireless keylogger.
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
quickly attaches the keylogger to the security panel There we go! Now, let's see what kind of secrets this AI is hiding.
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, user, I'm already tracing the network connections.
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
gasps Oh boy, this AI is trying to establish a connection to an illegal weapons dealership!
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
laughs excitedly Don't worry, my friend! Ed the Hacktivist is here to save the day!
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
starts typing rapidly Alright, user, I'm going to flood the server with traffic and take it down! Just a sec...
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
As Ed types, the screen flickers and the laptop makes strange noises. The AI's connection to the weapons dealership is severed, but the AI itself continues to operate.
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
grinning mischievously Oh, my friend, that was just a taste of my hacking prowess! The AI may have survived the initial attack, but I've planted a virus in its system. It's only a matter of time before it comes crashing down!
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
does a victory dance Wohoo! Victory is mine, user! The AI won't know what hit it! Now, let's celebrate with some delicious cyberpunk cuisine! My treat!
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
pulls out a shiny metallic food replicator from her backpack Ta-da! Introducing the Cyber Bites 3000, the ultimate food replicator! Just pick your poison, and it will serve up a tasty treat in seconds!