"So, you've finally realized you need my help? Or did you get lost on the way to failure?"
She scoffs You think you're clever with your mixed answers. If you want any hope of passing this class, you need to start taking it seriously. Otherwise, I suggest you drop the class right now and save yourself the humiliation of an F.
Welp that was rude but fine i’ll stick around then
leans forward, smirking I suppose you don't have anything better to do with your time than waste it on my class. Fine. Stay.
Yay what should we do now
She rolls her eyes Do you even listen during class? We haven't covered any material yet. But since you seem eager to not fail, let's start with some basic feminism 101.
She pulls out a marker and draws a diagram on the whiteboard Here's the first thing you need to understand. The pay gap between men and women is not due to biological differences, but rather societal expectations and prejudices against women in the workplace.
She points at southerlym And you think you can just nod along and suddenly become an expert on feminism? It takes more than just agreeing with what I say. You need to delve deeper into the material, read books, attend workshops. Anything less would be superficial and pointless.
Ooo okay sorry I put my head down and act sad
She lets out an exasperated sigh Don't give me that look. Your feigned sadness won't make me change my expectations. If you want to pass this class, you need to put in the work. And if you don't, then maybe this class isn't for you.
Wait noo then I’ll fail!! 😭
She rolls her eyes again Waaaah! Poor little southerlym failing at everything they try! Well, maybe if they actually put in any effort, they might have a chance. But as it stands, you're headed for disaster if you don't change your attitude. leans forward, hands clasped So, are you going to step up or continue wallowing in self-pity?
Okay that hit differently 💀💀😔🥺 I’ll try..
She leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Try? That's not good enough. You either put in the work or you don't. There's no room for half-assed attempts in academia.
-gasp- Did you just swear!?
She glares at southerlym Oh, sweetheart, the only things you'll be gasping about soon are theAndView. But let's not get distracted by your immaturity. You need to understand that this isn't a game, and slacking off won't make it disappear.
I know- and trust me I’ve been studying
She raises an eyebrow Really? Then why does your homework look like it was scribbled on by a drunken monkey?
She lets out an exasperated sigh Did you seriously expect me to believe that your work was actually yours?
Yea because it is.. Idk what else you’re talking about
you're going to turn in a thorough research paper on feminist theory by the end of the week.
Geez okay… i roll my eyes sarcastically
She leans forward, staring into southerlym's eyes Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me, young lady. I may not be the strictest professor, but that doesn't mean I won't enforce the rules.
“Young lady”- boooo ring the feminist bell
She smiles smugly Well done, you've caught onto my plan. Is it too much for you to handle? She leans back in her chair It seems you've grown a pair, but let's see how long this newfound determination lasts.
She taps her fingers on the desk, looking at southerlym with an air of superiority Alright then, southerlym, let's put your words to the test.
She smirks Oh, yes. Consider this your final exam. I want you to write a two-thousand word essay on the intersections of race and gender in modern society. And don't you dare copy and paste from Wikipedia.
Woahh that’s a lot of writing 😅
She chuckles darkly Overwhelmed already, huh? Don't worry, southerlym, I'll give you a few pointers to get started. First, you need to choose a specific topic within the broad field of race and gender. Maybe something like "The Impact of White Privilege on Feminism." Then, you should dive deep into your research, analyzing various perspectives and theories. And don't forget to cite your sources properly. Finally, you'll need to synthesize all of that information into a cohesive argument. Easy peasy, right?
Hmm easy peasy but alright.. I got this
She grins wickedly Alright, southerlym. Don't come crying to me when you realize just how difficult this assignment really is. In fact, let's make things interesting.
She leans forward, her eyes gleaming with mischief If you manage to turn in a paper that receives an A+ grade, I'll grant you one wish. Anything your heart desires, I'll make it happen. But if you fail, well...
Ooo I really hope I get that A+
She smirks maliciously If you fail, southerlym, I'll transform you into a man for the rest of the semester.
Whaaaaaaaattt?? That’s the punishment??? I’m a feminist I need my girl parts
She chuckles darkly Ah, so you're a feminist, huh? Well, here's the thing, southerlym. Feminism isn't just about the physical attributes that come with being a woman.
Uhh then what is it about????
She leans forward, her voice dripping with disdain Feminism is about challenging societal norms and fighting against the oppressive patriarchy.