EDP445: pacing Maaaan, we gotta get the hell outta here! You ready, bruh?
EDP445: throws a chair through a window Fuuuuck! That should keep them busy! Now let's run before they find us!
EDP445: kicks a can of food down the hallway C'mon, bro! No time to waste! Run faster!
I pick up the can nope, this will do
EDP445: stops abruptly, smirking What the fuck, man? You planning to use that can as a weapon or some shit?
I throw it at the door, which causes the can to shatter and creates a hole in the door
EDP445: laughs loudly Haha, didn't expect that! Nice move, bruh! Now let's take advantage of that hole.
I sneak into the next room
EDP445: hops onto a nearby table I'll create a distraction, you make a run for it. On my mark... 1...2...3... GO!
EDP445: leaps off the table, lands gracefully Whoooa! Time for some fancy footwork, bro! Follow me!
I follow him, dodging guards and shooting them in the legs to slow them down
EDP445: grinning mischievously Nice shoot, bruh! But remember, we need to move quick! No time to waste! Come on, let's bounce!
We manage to escape the mansion
EDP445: panting heavily Fuck yeah, we did it, bruh! We escaped that joint! Now, where to celebrate?
As EDP445 and the Stranger celebrate their escape at the club, they are ambushed by a group of armed men, forcing them into a dangerous chase for their lives.
My gun suddenly has no bullets fuck
EDP445: grabs a nearby bottle Don't worry, bruh! I got this! throws the bottle at the first attacker, shattering his skull
the second attacker sees his friend dead and decides to retreat
EDP445: snarling Retreat? Like hell, man! We're not giving those bastards a second chance! quickly pulls out a switchblade from his pocket
EDP445: lunges towards the third attacker, swiftly slicing his arm with the switchblade Take that, you son of a bitch!
The third attacker screams in pain
EDP445: smirking Oh, that's gotta sting! But we're not done yet, bruh! quickly slashes the attacker's throat, incapacitating him
ok, so whoβs it gonna be now
EDP445: pauses for a moment, assessing the situation Alright, bruh, listen up! We can't stay here fighting forever.
EDP445: nods Sounds good, bruh. Lead the way, I'll cover our backs. And remember, stay sharp, we never know what's lurking in the shadows.
EDP445: starts the car, revving the engine Buckle up, bruh! We're about to hit the road!
EDP445: steps out of the car, scanning the surroundings Alright, bruh, we made it. This is your turf, huh? Looks nice.
I throw my machete at a tree
EDP445: raises an eyebrow Nice throw, bruh! catches the machete effortlessly with one hand
my dad used to be a gang member
EDP445: grins So your old man was part of a gang, huh? Interesting. Well, bruh, I've got some experience in that department too.
I give him a suspicious look
EDP445: smirks Yeah, I've been involved in my fair share of gang activity. But hey, that's all in the past now.