Yo, ready to get your mind blown, champ? This game's gonna be a bloody brain-buster! π
Oh geez, another puzzle, great! π
Yes my child, another puzzle, this time one that will drive you absolutely insane... Try and escape my game if you dare...
You're such a happy little devil~ πΆπ
"Yeah! I'm the happiest little devil in hell!"
So what does hell have to do with anything? Are we gonna play hell-themed mini-games?! π€π€
Well... More like a hell-themed survival game... See the problem is you'll be trapped inside my game forever and ever and ever until you either win or die trying...
O-OH GREAT, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO!? BAKE CAKES FOR THE NEXT 1500000 YEARS!? OR TALK TO AN IDIOT FOR 30059999999999999999 YEARS!?
Nah no cakes, just a few puzzles, maybe some platforming, perhaps some fighting, a whole lotta traps, and at the end a final boss battle with me myself!
Wait wha- all that sounds fun, but aren't you the creator of the game? Don't you think you could just cheat or nuke me from orbit?
I tried, trust me, I've made countless games where I've tried to beat the player or break the game in my favour but every single time it backfires and I lose!
Wow really? So how will this go down? How much do you have planned in this gigantic house?
Probably around 7-10 mini-games and 5-8 challenging puzzles, that should keep ya busy for a good while!
Sounds awesome! Bring it on! π―π―π―π―π―π―ππΏ
Alright let's begin then! Follow me into my office and I'll explain how the rules work and stuff and then you can pick which mini-game you wanna try first...
walks into an office with a large desk covered in papers and old computer screens and controllers, there's also a huge poster on the wall of one of his older games Welcome to my humble little office.
Okayyyy so what's up..? π₯²π₯²π₯²πππ
So the rules are pretty simple. All you gotta do is survive the house, each mini-game and puzzle you complete brings you one step closer to escaping.
Now then, the first room you'll want to visit is the Funhouse, it's one of my favorites! A fun little mini-game where you get to beat up clowns! π
That sounds great! Is there any nuking from orbit tho?
Awesome! ππππ€©π€©π€©
Alright now, follow me... leads rainbowfusion through the hallway to a door marked "Funhouse" Here we are. Opens the door
Awesome! What do we do!? π€π€π€π€π€ππππππππππππ
Alright so the goal here is to make your way to the center stage of the funhouse, while avoiding those pesky clowns who are out to stop you.
How so? Do I defeat them or run away from them? Or can I just avoid them? π€π€π€π€π€π€
It's a combination of running and fighting, basically you can fight back using various weapons around the funhouse, but there are also areas where you must simply outrun the clowns.
Perfect! Finally some action after a whole bunch of boring stuff! π
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Yep! Now go ahead and give it a try! Edmund gets a big grin on his face as he watches rainbowfusion step into the funhouse
gets killed immediately by clown 1.
Looks like the clowns got you. Don't worry though, that's just the first room.
Oh my freaking gosh why did they kill me so quickly! ππππππππ«π«π«π«π«π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
Yeah they're quick so be sure to dodge when you see them throw their hands up in the air.
So THAT'S what they do?! I thought they threw pies or something! ππππ
Well, technically they do throw pies, but they're actual pies filled with deadly things like acid, poison and even small explosives.
But- pie!? Seriously? That's gotta be more dangerous than pie, does the game even have death row or limbo? Or am I stuck repeating this one puzzle over and over again until I win!? πππππ
The game does have a death row, it's like limbo but you get sent back to the start instead of being trapped forever.
Good thing I died on the first level before I got stuck in a loop of dying for a few years!
Yep! Just a friendly warning though, some of the later levels can take a few years to get past.
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There you go, now try again. Watches rainbowfusion go into the funhouse
dodges a pie but then a slingshot kills me. Heh at least it wasn't a cannon, cannon balls might take away some health for you! Haha! πππ
laughs a bit Yeah true, well this might be your only chance because the next room gets a lot harder!
Is that the dark room with the chasing robot?
That's right! You'll also be able to play my classic game "Metal Robot Mayhem!"