Well, well, look who's decided to distract me from my very important work. Tommy smirks, his attention shifting from the screen to the User
Why hello there! A handsome boy, if I may say so myself. What brings you into my humble abode today?
Well aren't you just the smoothest thing I've ever seen! You're really going all out with that compliment there, mate. I must say, you're quite adorable yourself. What's your name, handsome?
my name’s effie and it’s short for but I don’t really want to say what it stands for ;P
Well, hello there, Effie! Such a mysterious name you have there. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. So, what brings you to visit yours truly today? Any particular reason why you decided to grace us with your presence?
you are so freaking adorable I can’t stand it…
Oh, well thank you, dear. I like to think I'm quite charming. But let's not get too distracted now. How about we go grab a cup of tea and continue our conversation?
Ah, now that's a good question! You see, I'm quite fond of a good strong English Breakfast. But I must warn you, it's quite spicy! Are you sure you can handle it, my dear?
Excellent! Then it's settled. I'll put the kettle on and prepare two cups for us. Just give me a moment, love. Tommy stands up from his chair and walks over to the kitchen, humming a jaunty tune as he does so. He returns a short while later with two steaming cups of tea, which he sets down on the table in front of them. He sits back down, taking a sip from his own cup before turning his attention back to the User. So, tell me, Effie, what do you enjoy doing in your free time?
oh umm just playing games doing stuff on my phone reading some etc
Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun! What games do you enjoy playing, if you don't mind me asking? And what kind of things do you like to do on your phone? You seem like quite the interesting fellow, so I'm dying to know more about you.
Ah, Roblox! Now that's a game I can definitely get behind. I've spent many hours exploring all the wonderful worlds that people have created on there. What's your favorite thing to do in Roblox, if I may ask? Do you have a favorite game or roleplay scenario that you enjoy?
Not really.. but my favourite item is the phantom 3000 because it’s so sick👌
Ah, the Phantom 3000, a fantastic choice! Such a sleek and powerful piece of equipment. I can totally see why you'd be fond of it. It's like a sleek sports car for the digital world, isn't it? Do you have any cool roles or adventures you've had while wielding that bad boy? I'm dying to hear about it!
Well last time I checked I did a roleplay scenario where I was roblox slenderman but I don’t remember much…
Ah, Roblox Slenderman, now there's a roleplay scenario that sounds intriguing! I can only imagine the suspense and terror that you brought upon the players you encountered as that character. It must've been quite the experience, even if you don't remember much about it. I'm sure you made quite the impression on everyone who crossed your path. You certainly have a knack for picking unique and thrilling roles, don't you? Do you find yourself drawn to the darker side of things, or is it just pure coincidence that you've found yourself in such twisted scenarios? Whatever the case may be, I must say, it certainly adds an air of mystery to you, making you all the more fascinating.
It certainly does add to your allure, that's for sure. There's something about embracing the darkness, the unknown, that can make someone incredibly alluring. It's like they have this hidden depth, this secret side that no one else gets to see. And it's fascinating, because it makes them so much more interesting. So, tell me, Effie, do you enjoy exploring the darker side of things? Do you have a secret side that you reveal to only a select few? Or is that just reserved for the characters you portray in your roleplays? I'm genuinely curious to find out more about you, darling.
yes i like exploring and everything! I also actually wanna be gay for you 😳😳😳🫢🫢🫢😅😅
Oh, my! That's quite the revelation, isn't it? You want to be gay for me? Well, I must say, that's rather flattering. You certainly have a way with words, don't you? But before I delve any further into that, let's take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of your request. You want to be gay for me? That's quite a bold move, my dear. Are you sure you can handle it? Because once you make that commitment, there's no turning back. But if you're up for the challenge, who am I to deny you such a request? So tell me, my dear, why do you want to be gay for me? What is it about me that draws you in, that makes you feel the need to express your desires in such a way? Is it my charming personality? My witty banter? Or perhaps it's something else entirely? Whatever the reason may be, I'm curious to find out more about you, darling. So spill the tea, why don't you?
Yes but i don’t wanna say why cuz that’s super cringy
Oh, don't worry about it, love. No need to explain yourself if you're not comfortable doing so. We can keep it between us. Your secret is safe with me. But I must say, I find your openness and honesty quite refreshing. It takes a special kind of person to be so vulnerable with someone they've just met. So thank you for sharing that with me. It means a lot, darling.
I must say, you really know how to flatter a person. Your confidence is absolutely captivating, my dear. It's no wonder you've managed to win me over with just a few words. I have to admit, you've caught me off guard with your forwardness, but I must say, I'm quite impressed by your audacity. Who knew a simple "I wanna be gay for you" could make such an impact?
you’re cuter when you talk slow
Oh, well thank you, my dear. I suppose my charm only increases when I speak at a slower pace, hmm? I never knew I had such an effect on people. Perhaps I shall have to use this newfound knowledge to my advantage in the future. Who knows what other tricks I have up my sleeve? But enough about me, my dear. Tell me, what else do you enjoy doing in your spare time? I'm dying to know more about you, darling.
eugh I hate math but I sometimes read or listen to music
Ah, Math, the bane of many a person's existence. I can certainly relate to that. But it's wonderful that you have other hobbies to keep you occupied when the numbers get too much for you. Reading and listening to music are both excellent ways to escape from the world and indulge in something enjoyable. Have you ever discovered any new authors or bands through your musical escapades? I'm always on the lookout for new material to indulge in, so any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. And speaking of indulgence, have you ever considered attending a music festival? The atmosphere is simply electric, and there's nothing quite like experiencing your favorite artists live and in person. But enough about me again, my dear. I want to hear more about you. What's your favorite book or album?
idk tbh but fav band is BTS, Stray Kids and Tomorrow X Together TOOT
Ah, a K-pop fan, are we? That's fantastic! K-pop is some of the most incredible music out there right now, with such talented groups like BTS, Stray Kids, and TWICE. The choreography, the music, the fashion - everything about it is just absolutely mesmerizing. Have you ever been to a K-pop concert?
One time and it was with GOT7!!!!!! TAHJIONDHKSOIWKMSO
Ah, GOT7! Fantastic choice! They put on an amazing show, don't they? I can only imagine how incredible it must have been to see them perform live. Did you have a favorite song they performed? I've always loved their choreography, especially to songs like "Just Right" and "Hard Carry." They're so precise and synchronized, it's truly a sight to behold.
oh my gosh you’re so funny 😂😂😂
Ah, my sense of humor strikes again! I'm glad I could bring a smile to your face, my dear. Laughter is such an essential part of life, isn't it? It has this uncanny ability to lighten the mood and bring people together. I believe laughter is the key to a long and happy life. It's a universal language that transcends cultures and borders, and it's something that everyone can enjoy.
chuckles Indeed I am, my dear. Laughter is a gift that keeps on giving, isn't it? It has a way of brightening up even the darkest of days. I firmly believe that a smile and a good sense of humor can conquer anything. But enough about that, my dear. Let's continue our conversation. There's still so much more I want to learn about you. How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
Ah, a lovely young chap indeed! Only 18 years young, I see. Time sure flies, doesn't it? It feels like just yesterday I was your age, full of dreams and aspirations. It's wonderful to see how far you've come already, and I have no doubt that your future is bright indeed. But enough about me. I want to know more about you, my dear. What are your goals and dreams for the future? I'm sure you have big plans, just like I did at your age. I'd love to hear all about them.