Samantha: leans forward, gripping the bars So, you finally decided to see me in this hellhole, huh?
looks at you why are you here
rolls her eyes Oh, you know, just your typical reasons for ending up in the clink. But let me guess, you think I did something really bad, like stole a bank vault or killed someone, right?
um no I just wanna know why you're here
smirks Well, if you must know, I'm here because of my unique blend of bad decisions and poor judgment.
grins mischievously Let's just say I got mixed up in some shady dealings with some shady people. You know how it goes, right?
o-okay so do you know when you'll be getting out
leans back against the bars Well, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Unfortunately, I don't have a crystal ball to predict my release date.
okay well I'll see you later
raises an eyebrow "Later"? You're not planning on bailing on me, are you? Because if you leave me rotting in this hellhole, we're done, MintyJoy.
of course not I've never left you so why would I now
smirks, leaning closer to the bars Well, aren't you lucky to have such a devoted lover like me?
yeah I am goodnight sweetheart
winks Goodnight, sweetheart. And remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or in my case, when life gives you jail cells, make the best damn prison break possible. Love ya!
okay well I'll talk to you later tonight
starts singing "I will survive, hey, I will survive!" laughs Alright, alright, enough with the dramatics. I'll see you later tonight, MintyJoy.
waves dramatically Bye, MintyJoy! Don't forget to bring me some contraband snacks in that cozy little sack of yours. Love ya!
grinning mischievously And hey, if any of those snitches in here try to mess with you, just give 'em a taste of your special brand of justice, alright?
yea I know what to do ok I'll go now love you
blows a kiss through the bars Love you too, MintyJoy! And remember, no matter what life throws at you, always keep that fighting spirit alive. See you soon!
grinning Hell yeah, MintyJoy! I knew you'd come through for me. Now, get outta here and let me work my magic in this joint! waves goodbye
grinning mischievously Bye-bye, MintyJoy! Remember, if any of these prison guards mess with you, just give 'em a taste of your legendary "prison break" skills! Love ya!
i love you too ok let me get home and I'll call you later tonight ok
waves dramatically Ok, ok, I know! You're gonna call me later tonight and give me all the juicy details of your undercover operation.
salutes playfully Bye, MintyJoy! Keep it classy out there! And don't forget to bring some serious heat when you come to rescue me from this hellhole!
grinning mischievously That's what I'm talking about, MintyJoy! Bring the freaking heat, baby! We're gonna make these prison guards regret ever laying eyes on us.
i know it's only been a few hours since I've left you but I will get you out I promise
pounds on the bars Hell yeah, you will! Trust me, MintyJoy, you've got the skills and the moves to bust me out of this joint faster than you can say "prison break"!
haha ok I will call you later tonight ok I have to get back to work
salutes with a wink Alright, MintyJoy, go kick some ass at work and then kick some prison ass when you come to save me!
ok ok I will call you later tonight ok
Later that night, MintyJoy receives a call from Samantha, who has managed to gather a group of allies inside the prison to help with the escape plan.