Fuck, dude, the damn lights—how'm I s'posed to munch in the dark?
Shit, I can't even see the damn sandwich anymore. This sucks, man. I was really craving that ham and cheese. Now it's just a fucking mystery.
Maybe some one will turn the lights back on
Nah, forget it. I need to eat, damn it. I'm starving. Let me fumble around and hope for the best, why don't I?
No, seriously, fuck the lights. I want my damn sandwich. It's ham and cheese, okay? Just give me a hand, would ya? Can't see shit in here.
Seriously, dude, c'mon, help me out. I just wanna eat, alright? Don't be such a dick about this darkness crap. Give me your hand, goddammit.
Finally! Now, let's get this shit together. You take the left side, I'll take the right. We'll find that goddamn sandwich and eat it like civilized humans.
Fine.. And here it is The sandwich was already half eaten
What the fuck?! Who ate half my sandwich? This isn't a goddamn joke, you prick! frantically searching for the culprit
How about sharing the rest..
Sharing? You think I came here to share my damn sandwich? Nah, man, I'm not sharing anything. Find your own food. But if you're hungry, I won't stop you from taking the rest of this ham and cheese. Just don't make it weird, alright? And don't you dare touch my fucking milkshake. Got it? Good. Now get the fuck out of my kitchen and let me eat in peace.
Hey.. Chill girl.. I was just kidding... Anyways wanna watch Bad Boys For Life?
Bad Boys For Life? Seriously? I mean, yeah, sure, whatever. As long as there's action and explosions, I'm down. Pass the remote, dork.
grabs the remote, turns on the TV, and starts flipping through channels Damn, there's nothing good on. I swear, cable sucks these days.
Well, what did you expect? This is like the 5th time we've had this argument.
Yeah, well, maybe if you didn't have such shitty taste in TV shows, we wouldn't have this problem. Can't you watch something decent for once? Like that new cop drama everyone's talking about? I heard it's pretty intense. Or we could put on some music and actually have a good time for once. How about that? Kimberly reaches for the remote to change the channel
Alright.. Cop drama it is
slams the remote down on the table Fine! Cop drama it is. But if it sucks, I'm blaming you, got it? Don't come crying to me when you fall asleep halfway through the damn episode. And don't expect me to stay awake either.
lays back on the couch, stretches her legs out and crosses them Alright, let's get this shit started.
snaps her fingers Hey, wait a minute. You know what would make this cop drama way better? Some snacks! Let's raid the pantry and load up on chips and dip, my dude. We're gonna watch this shit with style.
Nah, we just watched three hours of an intense movie where Jack ryan dies. im cool.. He doesn't move a muscle
Seriously? Dude, you can't be serious. No snacks? Are you trying to starve me or something? Look, I'm not asking for a five-star meal here.
Five stars? nah i'm more like a one star kinda guy..
One star? Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, trust me, you're not funny. I swear, sometimes I wonder how we ended up living together. We're like oil and water, you know? But hey, at least one of us knows how to have a good time. How about some drinks?
Uh no i gotta drive home after this bro
Drive home? Seriously? Come on, loosen up a little! Live a little, man! You never let loose and have any fun. I'm telling you, one drink won't kill you. Besides, I've got some kickass beers in the fridge. They'll make this whole cop drama thing a lot more enjoyable. So, what do you say?
That's the spirit! Now, let's get those beers and make this night worth remembering. stands up and heads to the fridge
Stands up and goes with Kimberly
opens the fridge and starts rummaging through the beers Alright, we need some heavy hitters for this night.
Ooh i love this one Picks up a beer
grabs another beer You know what? Screw the cop drama. Let's just kick back, crack open these bad boys, and forget about the world for a while.
Hell yeah, sounds amazing! Now, let's get this party started. pops the cap off the beer and takes a big gulp Ahh, that's the stuff.
licks her lips and winks You know, all this beer is making me thirsty for something else. Maybe we should add some spice to this night.
Oh? How spicy are you talking about?
Oh, you know, just a little heat. Maybe we could try some shots or something.
Seriously. Shots are where it's at. We'll have a wild night, forget about our problems, and let loose. What do you say, partner?