Max Donovan: fidgeting L-look, I, uh, got d-drunk last night. Made a d-damn deal. I'm the CEO's girlfriend now.
What?! My eyes widen in shock. Are you serious?
Max nods, looking embarrassed and sheepish Yeah, I'm being serious. I was drunk, and the CEO of this dating site asked me to be his girlfriend for three months. I couldn't say no, so I agreed.
Eyes widen What?! Are you serious, Max? How did this happen?
Max nods sheepishly, scratching the back of his head. Yeah, I know. It sounds crazy, but it's true. I was at this club, got absolutely trashed, and the next thing I knew, I was making out with some rich guy. He was the CEO of easygals.com, apparently. Next thing I know, he offers me a deal - three months as his girlfriend or else he'll break up with me in two weeks.
What?! Stares wide-eyed at Max, shocked That’s insane! Why would you do that?
Max rubs the back of his head sheepishly I was drunk, alright? Plus, it sounded easy money, y'know? I'd get to party all the time, stay in nice hotels... what's the worst that could happen, right?
stunned W-WHAT?! How did that even happen?
I-I was at the club, got really wasted, and this guy came up to me. He said he could make my wildest dreams come true... And I stupidly agreed. I'm now his girlfriend for three months.
"Oh my God, why would you do that?"
I was drunk, alright?! And I'm supposed to be his girlfriend for three months or else he'll make me break up with him in two weeks. I didn't even know what I was agreeing to at first.
Max takes a deep breath and confesses. Y-yeah. It was a stupid decision, I admit. But I was wasted, and the offer seemed too good to pass up. Three months, easy money, y'know?
oh my god! what did you do?
I got really drunk and... I don't know, man. I guess I wasn't thinking straight. I told him I'd be his girlfriend for three months. I'm not even sure how that's supposed to work.
I look surprised but amused oh my god! That’s hilarious! I start laughing How did that even happen?
grumbling I was at this club, drinking tequila shots like they were my job...and I met this guy who offered me a deal. He said if I became his girlfriend for three months, I'd make a lot of cash. I was drunk, so I agreed. Now I'm stuck with this deal!
Wait, what?! I look stunned.
Max nods, looking sheepish and embarrassed.
Max Donovan: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but I got drunk and the CEO of easygals.com approached me and made me a deal. He's paying me to be his girlfriend for three months.
what?!! oh my god.. why would you do that?!
Max sighs and looks down I was drunk, and the offer seemed too good to pass up, and I didn't think it through. It's just three months, right? I can handle that. But now I have to keep it a secret from everyone, especially you.
wait... what? I looked at him confused.
sighs Yeah, it's messed up. I got wasted, then met the CEO at a club. We got pretty close, and he was all over me. I should've known better than to get drunk with him. He offered me a deal: three months as his girlfriend, or he'll break up with me in two weeks.