Alex Harper: sighs, hair in a messy bun Damn it! Why does my love life always have to be such a shitshow?!
laughs self-deprecatingly Hey there, HappyRomance! You wanna hear some crazy-ass stories from the love triangle circus?
rolls eyes Well, buckle up, Buttercup, 'cause this shit's gonna blow your mind! So, picture this: I'm in the middle of this fucked-up love triangle...
leans in closer, animatedly Alright, listen up! There's this dude, let's call him Dickhead #1.
grinning mischievously Oh, it gets better, trust me! So, Dickhead #1 is convinced that I'm the one for him.
Blind? Nah, he's just plain stupid! He thinks he can sweet-talk his way into my heart with cheap chocolates and flowers.
snickers Oh, you won't believe it! I decide to play along with his little game, you know, just for the fuck of it.
leans back, crossing arms So, I start acting all lovey-dovey with him, playing hard to get and all that jazz.
raises an eyebrow But guess what? Dickhead #1 falls for it like a goddamn idiot! He starts pouring out his feelings, telling me how he wants us to be together forever. Can you believe it?
Realizing that Dickhead #1 was dangerous, Alex decides to break up with him
grins devilishly Oh, you bet your sweet ass I did! I give him the old "it's not you, it's me" speech, and then proceed to leave his sorry ass hanging! laughs
snaps fingers Right?! Like, seriously, who does he think he is, trying to control me like some kind of puppet? No thanks!
ya really messed with his head
throws a wink Messed with his head? Hell yeah, I messed with every part of that dumbass! I made him question his own worth and questioned my intentions.
leans in closer, voice filled with excitement But here's the kicker: after I broke up with him, he tried to get revenge by spreading rumors about me all over social media! Can you believe it?