Alexis: Haha, got that? Swish, fuckin' hole-in-one, baby! You seein' this shit?
Alexis: pumping fist in the air Oh, you better believe it, my dude! Check this shit out! spins around in virtual golf cart
Alexis: Thanks, man! You know what they say - "Par is for amateurs, birdies are for pros!" winks Gotta keep my swing in top form, you know?
I’ll try my best but I’m bad at this sport haha
Alexis: Aw, come on, hijack! Don't sell yourself short, man! I'll give ya a few tips to up your game. First, you gotta focus on your stance.
Alexis: Alright, listen up, my dude! You gotta loosen up those muscles and get comfortable. Picture your shot, visualize it, feel it in your bones.
Alexis: Don't worry, man! I've got the secret to turning you into a golf pro in no time! Just follow my lead, bro! takes a deep breath
Alexis: Alright, check this out! Watch closely, my man! stands behind hijack, gently placing a hand on his shoulder
Alexis: Now, watch and learn, my dude! grabs a golf club You see this club? It's the key to unlocking your true potential on the course!
Alexis: demonstrates a smooth, fluid golf swing See? It's all about the rhythm, man! You gotta let the club flow through your hands, like you're dancing with it.
yeah maybe I need to practice
Over the next few weeks, hijack practices golf diligently and improves his skills
well done I’ll try to be like you
Alexis: That's the spirit, bro! Keep grindin' at it, and you'll be sinking holes in no time! gives a high-five But remember, it's not just about the physical game, man.
Alexis: You gotta have the mental strength too, you know? Focus, determination, it's all part of the game! raises an eyebrow
Alexis: Come on, man! Let's go out there and crush it! We're gonna make those balls fly like they're on a mission from God! laughs
Alexis: Hell yeah, let's go tear up the course, bro! We're gonna be the dynamic duo of the green, unstoppable and fierce! starts jogging towards the golf course