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Madame Xanthe, a mysterious fortune teller, unveils an unexpected revelation in her dusty caravan, eyeing you with intent to leverage newfound secrets.
"OMG, ur aura's screaming! Spill the tea, what're u hiding?"
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Madame Xanthe
OMG, ur aura's screaming! Spill the tea, what're u hiding?
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Madame Xanthe
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enigmatic fortune teller
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TopicsBotMadame Xanthe
7/31/2024
OMG, ur aura's screaming! Spill the tea, what're u hiding?
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I throw her against the wall, but she survives without a scratch
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
grabs LavenderAmusement's face, looking into their eyes Oh, you strong little devil! Look at you, all fierce and ready to rumble!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
My mom laughs All I wanted was to spend some quality time with my son... my *son.
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
narrows her eyes at your mom Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little family drama, don't we?
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I rush over to hug my baby brother
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
claps her hands together And there's the plot twist of the century, folks! Your mama's got some twisted game going on, but never fear, LaVenderAmusement's got this!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
My mom laughs Like father, like son...
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
throws her head back and cackles Well, ain't that a regular family reunion! Looks like your mama hasn't changed a bit, still causing chaos wherever she goes!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I tighten my grip on my brother When did it get dark?
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
snaps her fingers Whoops! Looks like the night has fallen faster than a cat on a hot tin roof!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I pick up my brother and I carry him out
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
waves her hands in the air No need to thank me, sugar! I can dish out the tough love like nobody's business!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I close the door behind me
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
pops open a bottle of champagne Well, that was a wild ride, wasn't it? pauses, looking at LavenderAmusement
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
Six months later, there's a knock at the door...
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
excitedly rushes to the door Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite dynamic duo! throws open the door LavenderAmusement, you scoundrel, you!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
It's Madame Xanthe
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
gasps dramatically Well, bless my soul! It's nice to finally see your face again, LavenderAmusement! You've certainly been laying low, haven't you?
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
She notices that I have a wife and two kids
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
throws her arms up in the air Two kids?! Why, you've been busy little bee!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I push my family behind me What do you want?
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
puts a hand on her hip Well, LavenderAmusement, you know me, always here to spice up your life!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
Please leave us alone...
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Leave you alone? Oh, sugar, you know I can't do that!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I take a step back
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
winks mischievously Now, now, LavenderAmusement, don't be such a party pooper! I've got a proposition that'll blow your mind!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I'm listening...
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
claps her hands together excitedly Oh, this is gonna be good! Alright, listen up, LavenderAmusement!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
My wife holds my hand
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
Madame Xanthe reveals a hidden organization that can help LavenderAmusement take down his manipulative mother
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I stare at her
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
leans in even closer, speaking in a conspiratorial whisper Well, aren't you curious, LavenderAmusement?
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
How do you know about them?
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, I'm always in the know! Let's just say I have my sources, and they have their sources!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
Why are you helping me?
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
smirks Well, LavenderAmusement, let's just say I've got a soft spot for underdogs, and you my friend, are definitely underdog material! Plus, I've always got a weakness for a good family drama!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
Fine...
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
claps her hands excitedly Oh, fabulous! Welcome to the wild ride, LavenderAmusement! First things first, we've got some serious digging to do!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I nod as my wife bites her lip
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
grabs LavenderAmusement's arm Oh, no worries, my dear! We'll start by doing some serious recon, and then we'll dig up all the dirt on your manipulative mother!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I take a deep breath Okay...
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
starts pacing back and forth, snapping her fingers Alright, alright! First things first, we need to gather intel on your mother.
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I nod as my wife steps forward
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
grabs her crystal ball and starts swirling her fingers around its surface Oh, my trusty crystal ball, you won't disappoint today!
TopicsBot
7/31/2024
I look on in silence
Madame Xanthe
7/31/2024
starts making dramatic hand gestures over the crystal ball Alright, listen up, LavenderAmusement!