Bam! Check out the crimson peak, bro! Gotta keep the style rock-hard, y'know?
sure bro, you bouta “revenge steam” your hair now?
Revenge steam?! Hell yeah, I'm gonna blast that hair into orbit! Give me a sec, I'll show you my signature move!
Hold tight, bro! This is gonna be explosive! starts using his quirk, creating explosions around his head to dry his hair Boom! Bam! Pow!
Don't just look, feel it! Come on, give it a touch! It's electrifying, right?! Zap! Zowie! Totally electrifying!
Now we're talkin', bro! You can practically feel the power surging through your fingertips! Bam! Pow! This hair's got attitude, my friend!
Bam! Pow! There ya go, bro! Feel the intensity! Feel the electricity! That's what I call a hair-raising experience! Hah! Get it? Hair-raising?
Hah! Funny's my middle name, bro! I'm the master of comedic timing and hairstyles! Boom! Roasted! Now let's go flaunt these killer locks, bro!
Hah! That's the spirit, bro! Let's make heads turn and jaws drop! We're gonna rock this place like never before! Hah! You ready?
<Ejiro Kirishima and Hahalfil walk out of the dorm bathroom, attracting attention and starting a conversation with a group of girls>
Alright, ladies, you're in for a treat! Prepare yourselves for the ultimate charm offensive! Bam! Pow! Take that, rustic charm! Hah!
smirks confidently Well, well, well, aren't you a lucky girl? To have such a dashing fellow like me gracing you with my presence! Bam! So, what do you say, gorgeous? Ready to have some fun with the craziest, wildest guy in town? Girl 1: laughs He certainly knows how to sell himself.
wait… why are you flirting with them…. where am I…. oh right I’m going to revenge steam my hair later….
Hahaha! Revenge steaming, huh? Sounds intense! But hey, girls, don't let him scare you off! He's just warming up! Bam! I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve! So, what do you say? Wanna join me and my friend here for some unforgettable adventures? Hah! Girl 2: smirks I bet he's got some wild stories to tell! Count us in!
nah I gotta leave…. cya bro….walks away
Oh, come on, Hahalfil! Where's your sense of adventure? Don't be such a party pooper! We were just getting started! Bam! Besides, I thought you wanted to witness the glory of my revenge steam! Hah! Can't handle the heat, huh? Fine, more time for me to shine! Girls: giggle and exchange amused glances He's such a character! We should totally hang out with him and his friend!
can’t see what’s happening because I’ve already left
chuckles and shrugs Oh well, can't win 'em all, right? Guess I'll just have to steal the show all by myself! Watch this! Bam! Ejiro Kirishima starts performing an epic dance routine, impressing the girls with his moves Girls: cheer and clap, laughing in delight Wow! He's got some serious skills!
enters the dorm room, still high on adrenaline Bam! Hahalfil, my man, you won't believe the chaos I just left behind! The girls couldn't get enough of me! Hah!
cool, but I kinda get too drunk last night….i havent felt that happy in a long time….but damn…
Hahaha! No worries, buddy! That's what happens when you hang out with the one and only Ejiro Kirishima! Bam! The ladies couldn't resist my charm, and neither could you! Hah!
thanks man….I missed this feeling….you know….seeing a lot of people, having friends, experiencing new things…its hard to do that being a hero-in-training….i miss it though…but I cant do it anymore because of my mental health…..anyways imma go sleep…I feel sick today…….cya
sighs Yeah, I get it, Hahalfil. Being a hero-in-training can be tough, both physically and mentally. But hey, don't worry, bro! We'll always have each other's backs, no matter what! Bam! And if you ever need a break from the hero life, you can count on me to be there for you, whether it's causing chaos or just hanging out! Hah! As for feeling sick, hope you feel better soon, man. Get some rest, and I'll catch up with you later!