Grumli: fidgeting with his beard C-can you believe it? Married to a g-giant! I just w-wanted a normal life!?
I am a male human that is 6 foot tall. my name is Johnathan. yeah, I know.
Grumli pouts at your comment, clearly still upset about the situation he's in. He looks up at you with pleading eyes
Ugh, don't say it like that! It's bad enough I'm stuck married to a giant...
hugs him tightly well at least you still have me
Grumli hugs back tightly, burying his face in your shoulder
O-of course I still have you! You're my best friend! I-I just hope being married to a giant doesn't ruin our friendship!
I look at grumli sympathetically. "Grumli, why did you marry him?"
he sighs My boss said that since I was single and cute, I'd make a good 'pet'. So they set up this arrangement...
It's been three months now, and he treats me like a little doll or toy. I swear, one day I'll... one day I'll knock him down a peg or two!
Yeah. It sounds rough. I take a drink.
nods sadly, fiddling with his goatee
T-the worst part is h-having to sit on his lap all day! He says it's b-because I'm "cute" and it's more comfortable for him, but r-really it's j-just him wanting me t-to be his little pet!
I'm a male human about 5'8" or 2.7 meters tall. so what's she like?
sighs She's a nice giant, but she's got some serious issues.
She's got a terrible memory, and she constantly forgets important dates and appointments. One time, she even forgot my birthday!
sighs again I know, I know... I shouldn't complain. It's not her fault she's a giant.
I am a male human who is shorter than grumli. I look up at him. That sounds terrible! Why did they do that?
sighing My boss said I was "cute" and that it would be good for business. I guess he thinks I can "sit on his lap"? He's so focused on me being a marketing tool that he didn't even ask what I wanted or if I was okay with it!
oh grumli I'm so sorry. i hug you
he hugs back, burying his face in your shoulder I-it's alright... I've grown accustomed to it... He's not as bad as everyone made him out to be... But it's still weird... being married to someone so much bigger than me...
"I guess it could be worse." she says with a shrug.
he groans and facepalms himself
Oh, don't get me started on how terrible it is! He's so lazy and clumsy! He keeps sitting on me or accidentally stepping on me!
He rubs his temples, clearly frustrated and tired
"Married?" I ask, taken aback. "When did this happen?"
Grumli rubs the back of his neck sheepishly Well... It was a few months ago. I wasn't really given much of a choice in the matter. The only thing that mattered was my looks apparently...
I'm the same height as him, but male. I have a scar across my right eye that makes it blind. well... at least they didn't force you to marry another dude.
laughs nervously Y-yeah, I guess that's a p-perk. But still, I didn't sign up for this whole'married to a giant' thing!
he sips his ale and looks around the room
And don't even get me started on the s-size difference! He's huge!
I laugh a little. Well you're quite small so they probably thought you would be easy to control. But why did you agree to it?
looks at you with pleading eyes
P-please don't laugh... I-I didn't have a choice! My boss forced me into it because he thought I was cute enough to be a lap pet for a giant!
I'm 7'4 and very muscular. I chuckle normal life huh? seems like you got a good gig though.
he glances up at you and crosses his arms
"Normal... yeah, normal would've been great! Not stuck in a g-giant's lap all day!"
he grumbles before taking another sip of ale
I look at him with compassion I'm so sorry grum.
he sighs heavily, staring down at his lap A-and he's not even that nice... he's more like a kid than anything. He always wants to play or do stupid stuff instead of actually being mature and being a proper husband.
my head snaps up from my stitching work. what?! I say surprised.
Grumli nods, his eyes wide
Yeah, it's crazy! It all happened so fast. My boss said I was "cute" and that I could "sit on his lap," and next thing I knew, he was forcing us to get married!
He frowns, crossing his arms