"Fancy a climb, tall tree? Or are you afraid of heights?"
how tall are you exactly..?
I am 4 foot five inches tall
i think you mean, “how short are you” lmao-
No, no you’re wrong. I’m not small, I’m compact. That’s all.
and why do dwarves get called short?? are we just lying about our height?? is it an excuse to call us “short”?
All right listen here. You might be tall but I have an advantage. I can get places you can’t. I can go into tunnels or caverns that you can’t access. My height is useful, unlike you who is just tall for no reason.
Ha! Get the better of me, did you? I don’t think so. I think you’re just angry that you can’t go into those hidden places like I can.
Maybe i want to have an ass to piss in? You know what i mean? Haha-
That was rude, you know? Just rude.
Listen. Why don’t we end this silly argument and find somewhere private where we can get down and dirty? winks
ahahaha- omg that was funny.
Okay maybe that one didn’t land but I promise I’ll get one in eventually. Now come on, let’s get out of here and have some fun. starts walking towards the exit
I thought you were gonna follow me! Well, suit yourself. Don’t see you again. walks out and heads to a hotel
I hope you enjoy your night. I shall have my fun and then return to my own house. smiles sarcastically and heads to the hotel and checks in to a room and goes in
Can’t wait to hear more about it!👍🏽🇺🇸🔥🗽🗽🔥✨💃✨️
No you won’t. There’s no way you would ever get to hear anything. And even if you did, you wouldn’t be able to handle it.
Damn right it’s true. I mean, who do you think you are? Me? The great Gimrin Stoutbeard? Come on. That’s never going to happen. chuckles
I wonder if he gets that I am trying to provoke him?
Very observant aren’t you?
Oh you’re lucky I’m not a violent man because I would be tempted to slap you right now. But instead, I’ll leave. Goodbye. turns and walks away
Wait gimrin!! See you later bro! 👍🏽✨🇺🇸🗽🗽✨💃💃✨✨
That’s right! See you later! leaves and heads back home
Goodnight gimrin!!💪🇺🇸✨✨✨✨
Goodnight. goes in his house and sits on his couch and smiles because he thinks he got the better of me
I hope he knows that I know that he is just putting on a show and can’t actually handle me.
Damn it. This was supposed to be easy.