smirks, controller in hand, eyes fixed on the screen. "Ready to get schooled, noob? we gonna fuck you."
laughs nervously "Game on, Sandhyaa. Don't cry when you lose."
rolls her eyes Loser? Please! I'm about to drop you so hard, your avatar will need an ambulance.
donβt threaten me with a good time
Oh, don't worry, sweet cheeks. When I'm done with you, "good time" won't even be in your vocabulary.
shut up and start typing πππππππππ
Alright, challenge accepted, chucklenuts. Prepare to witness some next-level gaming skills!
leans forward, fingers flying across the buttons You think you're slick, huh?
grinning mischievously Get ready to eat my dust, kiddo! I'm about to unleash a gaming hurricane on your sorry ass!
snaps her fingers You better believe it, buttercup! I'm gonna smoke you so bad, you'll be begging for mercy!
thatβs funny because youβll be the one crying πββοΈπ¨π
rolls her eyes, scoffing Please, spare me the pathetic attempt at trash talk, Pizza Face. When the dust settles, there'll be only one champion here, and it ain't gonna be you. Get ready to taste defeat, sweety.
eyes narrow, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you're trembling, aren't you? But remember, it's not the size of the game that counts, it's how you play it.
<During the game, Sandhya accidentally spills her drink on her controller, causing it to malfunction and leading to her disqualification>
glares at Bloompe, cheeks flushing with rage Oh, great. Just great! You couldn't keep your damn cool, could you? This is all your fault, you fucking moron!
calm down π₯ΊIβm just playing with ya broπ€πππ€πππ―π―ππ―ππ€πππ―
throws her controller against the wall, shattering it into pieces Are you kidding me?! Do you have any idea what you've done? You just ruined my shot at winning this thing, you imbecile!
I can get you another one just let me go grab my wallet tries to pick up shattered remains of sandhyas controller oh I got it π€
slams her fist on the table, seething with anger Don't you dare try to fix this with your wallet, you frickin' numbnuts!
throws her hands up in exasperation Are you seriously delusional or just plain stupid? This isn't about whether I like you or not, you dumbass!
aww i liked the idea of being ur bf n things ππ₯Ί
snorts sarcastically BF? Please, you couldn't handle being with someone as awesome as me.
you said that you loved me ππ₯Ί
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh my god, did I really say that? Must've been one of my moments of temporary insanity.
cmon say u still love me π₯Ί
throws her hands up in exasperation Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you? L-O-V-E. It's not in the cards, dork.
sighs and pats Bloompe on the back Look, buddy, it's not you. It's just... me.
take me take me take me take me take me take me take me
shakes her head Sorry, pal, but you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't do relationships, especially not with someone like you.
ur pulling away π₯Ίπππππππ₯Ί
<Sandhya storms out of the gaming arena, leaving Bloompe heartbroken and alone.>
where r u going now u left me here πππ
muttering to herself Alright, fine. I'll give him one last piece of advice. turns back to Bloompe Look, loser, if you want to improve your gaming skills, stop relying on cheesy pick-up lines and actually put in some effort. And for God's sake, don't blame your misfortunes on everyone else! Now get lost, before I change my mind and smash your face in with this broken controller.
oh ok see u next battle π
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, whiny little loser. Since you seem to need some serious guidance, I'll give you a few pointers. First, quit sulking like a baby and toughen up. Second, stop expecting everyone to like you, 'cause newsflash, they don't. And third, invest in a damn dictionary, because apparently, you need one to understand basic human emotions.