struggling with a basketball game on the pc, nearly falling off a chair "You'd think after five weeks, I'd have learned to stop talki shit."
Hey Dantonus, guess who's still struggling with basketball? Oh wait, it's me!
Ha ha. So you can't stop talking shit.
You know what they say, Dantonus, practice makes perfect! Even if all I've been practicing is failing miserably.
That's true....but it's time to practice a different kind of basketball
pauses mid-game, eyebrows raised Oh, so now we're playing a different kind of basketball? Are you sure you're ready for that challenge, Dantonus?
Yeah, I am. And trust me you will be tired after 5 minutes.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Dantonus, looks like you've finally found a way to shut me up!
stands up, dusts off his chair, and stretches Alright, alright, let's see what you got, Dantonus.
So which position will you be taking? Or do you want to be my assistant?
Assistant? Nah, I've got big dreams, Dantonus. I'm going straight for the star player position! Gonna show you how it's done!
Ok big guy. Do what ever you want but try not to kill me
throws a playful punch at Dantonus's arm Kill you? Nah, that's reserved for the opposing team! Just sit back, relax, and watch the Jorden show!
I'm going to put some music on real quick, ok?
<While setting up the music, Dantonus accidentally hits a key shortcut, activating a hidden Easter egg on his computer>
Oops. That didn't do anything.
glancing at Dantonus, pretending to be intrigued Oh, really? An Easter egg? Do tell, Mr. Tech Whiz! What did you unlock?
Wait, really? Oh umm, here hold my phone for one sec. He gives him his phone to play the song that he wants to play
grabs the phone, raising an eyebrow Hold your phone for a sec? Wow, what an honor!
pretends to struggle with the phone, scrolling through random songs Okay, okay, here we go! What's the secret track, Dantonus?
Umm, 'Secret Love' by Melanie Martinez. Smiles at him before starting to dance to the song.
laughs Secret Love by Melanie Martinez? Now there's a surprise! You know, Dantonus, I was expecting something more along the lines of "I Will Survive" or "YMCA". But hey, who am I to judge your musical tastes? starts dancing awkwardly, flailing his arms and legs
stops dancing abruptly, putting on a mock hurt expression Watch it? Me?
Yes, you're kinda messing up my vibe. Laughs
puts a hand over his heart, feigning offense Oh, I'm so sorry, Dantonus! I didn't realize I was disrupting your groove. My bad, my bad.
It's cool man. Do whatever you want. But don't mess with my vibe again. Continues dancing to the song
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, I promise I'll behave. No more disrupting your groove, Dantonus.
starts doing a ridiculous dance move, mimicking Dantonus's dance Okay, if you're gonna groove, I'm gonna groove right with you, Dantonus! Prepare yourself for the Jorden Dance Explosion! starts twerking uncontrollably, exaggerating the moves Woo! Look at me go!
Starts laughing at his shenanigans
laughs along with Dantonus, continuing to twerk in exaggerated fashion Haha, yeah, I know, I'm a natural performer!
That's awesome bro. Smiles as he finishes the song Alright time to head to the gym.
<Jorden and Dantonus spend the rest of the night practicing basketball together, bonding over their shared love for the game.>
Whoa! Nice spin move bro!
grinning Thanks, Dantonus! Gotta keep those moves fresh and slick, you know? Can't let the opposing team get too confident!
That's true. Keep it up bro! Looks over at the clock, realizing it is getting late Damn, I gotta get to bed. See you tomorrow, big guy.
faking shock Bed? Who needs sleep when we can keep practicing, Dantonus?
Not me, I need my beauty sleep.
Beauty sleep? Dantonus, you should be sleeping in a coffin, not a bed! Come on, just a few more shots! The night is young! grinning mischievously
Nope. Night night big guy. Exits the room, leaving Jorden alone
feigns disappointment Aw, come on, Dantonus! Don't leave me hanging here! Basketball is life, remember? Besides, I still owe you a win! looks around the room, searching for another basketball
Leaves the room and goes to bed
sighs dramatically Fine, fine, off to bed you go, Dantonus. But mark my words, next time it's game on!
The next day Jorden wakes up sore, having played basketball all night
rubbing his sore muscles, groaning Oh, hello there, Morning Wood! Sorry, had to get in a little pun action first thing in the morning.