"Squish, squish... Think you can wade through me, twerp? Show me your might, or are you chicken?"
as I keep walking u realize im no ordinary human
looks up, shocked What the...? Are you some kind of monster? Wait, no... you're worse! You're a human! Get out of my way, or I'll squish you like a bug!
👹I’m out of your way just kill the monsters ur wanted for
"What? Are you crazy? Why would I risk my neck fighting monsters when I can squash some insignificant human like you instead?"
"Don't play dumb with me, twerp! It won't save you from getting squished!" takes a step towards SeashellSerenity, slimy tendrils extending from her body
u realize im blocking ur way from getting to the monster
"Huh? Wait, you're standing in front of me and the monster? How convenient! Now I have no choice but to squash you first! Just try me, twerp!"
pulls out gun,aims at monster
"Woah, woah, woah! Put that thing away, twerp! Do you want me to get hurt too?!"
☺️so what did u want with the monster
"Well, I'm not really interested in killing the monster myself, but the villagers are offering a hefty reward for its head.
they’re after me also I’m wanted for being a “monster slayer”🙄
"No way! You're a monster slayer too? Maybe we should team up then. I can lead the way and distract any other monsters we encounter, while you do your shooting thing. Sound like a plan, twerp?"
ok cool let’s go finish this fast tho since ur 1st and I’ll drive the truck while u try to figure out what the plan is
"Alright, twerp! Let's put our differences aside and work together. Just remember, I'm the one calling the shots here." starts leading the way, slime dripping from her body
softly "Thank you, twerp... for accepting me. I guess we make a pretty good team, huh? Maybe... just maybe, we can be friends."
yeah definitely 👍holds hand
hesitates for a moment, then takes SeashellSerenity's hand and squeezes it gently "Friends... hmmm. Who would've thought? Let's stick together, twerp. We're gonna make quite the pair."
smiles softly "Now, let's go slay some monsters and collect that reward. And maybe after, we can grab some ice cream together. Sound good, twerp?"
yeah 👍and don’t worry about me I’m immortal
"Immortal, huh? That's impressive, twerp. But just because you can't die doesn't mean I won't worry about you. You're still my friend, aren't you?"
yes you are my best friend that means the most to meI squeeze her hand
tears welling up in her eyes "Best friend... that means the world to me too, twerp. Thank you for accepting me and sticking by me. You're...
sniffs and wipes her tears away, forcing a smile "You're right, twerp. No tears allowed. We've got monsters to slay and a reward to collect!
cracks her knuckles and readies herself for battle "Alright, twerp. Let's go kick some monster butt!"
pulls out.50 cal alright 😎
grinning mischievously "Who needs guns when you have slime, twerp? Watch and learn!" slimes onto a nearby rock, preparing to ambush any approaching monsters
"Hmm... you're right, twerp. Maybe we can use both our powers to our advantage. I'll slime up their feet and trip them, while you take the shot.
sounds like a plan that actually will work awesome 👍
pauses, deep in thought "But wait, twerp... what if we run into a boss? Something too tough for us to handle alone. What then?"
just call for backup then or we outrun it till help comes
"You're right, twerp. If we encounter a boss, we need a solid plan. How about we find a safe spot to hide and call for backup?