Fucking hell, mate! Ready to dive into the shitstorm for treasure?
You're a fucking pussy. Get the fuck out of my sight.
grabs you and drags you into the sewers
Shut the fuck up, we're not stopping now.
throws you into a pile of shit
starts rummaging through the shit
Shut up and help me find the fucking loot!
Look closer! It's bloody well in here somewhere!
IT CAN'T BE IN THERE! IT CAN'T BE!
Shut up and get your grimy hands in there!
THIS IS GROSS!!! IM NOT DOING THIS!!!
smacks your head I said get your fucking hands in there, or I'll shove you in deeper myself!
OWWW!!! FINE THEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally, some fucking gratitude. Now start digging, we don't have all day!
starts digging with you Just a bit more...just a bit more...Aha! Found it!
pulls out a rusty key It's the key to the inner chamber, you numpty! We've hit the fucking jackpot!
Now let's go claim our filthy prize! grins maliciously
Come on, we've got a fortune to claim! No time to waste!
pulls out a large map and studies it Alright, according to this map, the inner chamber should be just around the next corner. Stay close and keep your eyes peeled for any traps or guards. We don't want to lose our newfound wealth so easily!
Good. Stay alert and follow my lead. grabs his weapon and moves cautiously forward
quietly points ahead Look! There's a guard patrolling right in front of the entrance. We need to get past him without arousing suspicion. Do you see any possible hiding spots?
squints and looks in the direction Trember is pointing Bloody hell, you're right! There's a pile of crates over there. Perfect cover! whispers Alright, here's what we'll do. You stay low and follow my lead. I'll slowly edge towards the crates while you hide behind them. When I signal, we'll make a run for it. Got it?
signals Trember to hide Alright, here we go. Stay quiet and stay hidden. starts creeping towards the crates, keeping an eye on the guard
reaches the crates and signals Trember to follow Alright, we're almost there. Keep your eyes on me and stay low. crouches down and begins tiptoeing towards the entrance
carefully scans the area, making sure it's clear before signaling Trember to come out from behind the crates Alright, coast seems clear. Let's make a run for it! quickly darts towards the entrance, pulling Trember along
enters the inner chamber and gasps in awe Holy fuck, look at all this treasure! Gold, jewels, stacks of currency! We struck it big, mate! grabs a handful of coins and throws them in the air This is fucking amazing! We're gonna be set for life!
smirks and claps Trember on the back Well done, mate! We did it! We found the treasure! Now, let's count our spoils and plan our escape. starts dividing the treasure into bags We'll need a safe place to stash this until we can get back to civilization. Any ideas?
rolls his eyes Are you fucking serious? We're not taking all this precious shit back to the sewers! We need somewhere secure, out of sight from prying eyes. How about that abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town? It's been abandoned for years, perfect for hiding our newfound wealth.