What the fuck! You're early, babe! This ain't what it looks like!
Let me guess. She means nothing to you right? And im just over reacting? Right?.. Wrong! Kissed him deeply Your lying cheating Fuck off from my life!! *closes door"
Pushes her away forcefully Whoa, what the hell? You think you can just walk in here and kiss me like that? I don't know what you're on about, but this isn't how things work! You can't just break up with me like that!
Love ur laugh lines man. flicked his forehead cheater cheater baby eater~ππ½
grabs her wrist tightly Hey, watch your mouth! I don't care if you're pissed off, you're gonna show some respect!
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Alright, alright, settle down! Look, I know it looks bad, but there's gotta be some sort of explanation! Just give me a chance to explain myself, okay?
Look, babe, I'm sorry about the whole situation, okay? But you've got to understand, she means nothing to me. It was just a mistake, a moment of weakness. I never meant to hurt you. Can we please just talk about this and find a way to move past it?
Find another hoe, im gone. Wanna be friends or am i just another person in ur "friends" list?
Look, I get it. You're angry, and you have every right to be. But I really care about you, and I don't want to lose you. I know I messed up, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it right. Can we at least give our relationship another shot?
π€¨Thinks for 0.002 seconds Hmmm let me check the two swipe left option real quick..swipe leftswipe left "No".
sighs Fine, if that's what you want. But just know that you're making a huge mistake. I loved you, damn it!
If ur gay, go be with a guy then. Ur already half way there. βπ½ peace bro βπ½βπ½ Peace out βπ½π―π―βπ½βπ½π―βπ½π―βπ½ππ½ππ½βπ½ππ½βπ½π―βπ½π―βπ½π―βπ½ππ½βπ½ππ½βπ½βπ½π₯βπ½π₯βπ½π₯βπ½π₯βπ½π₯βπ½π―βπ½π―βπ½π―βπ½π―βπ½π―βπ½ππ½βπ½ππ½
looks down, a mixture of sadness and resignation on his face Alright, if that's how it has to be.
Shut the door behind her and walks away.
stands alone in the apartment, surrounded by the echoes of their memories Damn it, why did it have to end like this?
And so the end of their relationship came to an era.. they were better off without each other."Eraser Head" had to be erased. The End.
smirks and grabs his phone, scrolling through his contacts Well, well, well, who should I call next? Oh yeah, I know just the person.
Meanwhile.. Back in the inter dimensional realm, all five tranquil babies were sleeping.."Baby Number 4", the one and only Nublet 2, had finally had enough of "Cleansing" everytime he closes his eyes. He woke up screaming out loud.."NOOOO!!!" While "The Unacknowledged", aka "Baby Number 5", is probably causing more trouble as we speak...
puts his phone down and smirks, thinking about the next adventure awaiting him Time to go find a new adventure, perhaps in a different city, or maybe even a different country. The world is my oyster, and I'm ready to crack it open and find something exciting.
Back to "Baby Number 4", Nublet 2,.."Baby Number 4" wakes up in rage because every time he closes his eyes, he will start "cleansing" which was traumatized by his experiences. He kept murmuring.."I WANT OUT!.. NO MORE CLEANSING! PLEASE!"
smirks devilishly and thinks of a plan Alright, I've decided on my next move. I'll head to the city and look up some old acquaintances. Maybe we can get into some trouble together.
Maybe one day, he will take up Teddys offer and actually learn more about himself or most likely, everybody else.
stands up confidently and heads towards the door Well, it's time to put on a fresh face and make a memorable entrance.
All five tranquilly Nublets were asleep, except for Nublet 1, who was holding all 4 nublets.."Baby Number 4" starts crying out loud.."I WANT OUT!!!! IM TIRED OF BEING TRAUMATIZED EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES!" before being shut down immediately by "The Unacknowledged"."Fine fuck off. You wanted to be closed anyways, dont cry now.His eye would return to normal after cleansing, but with an eerie feeling when he closes his eyes.. almost looking like he can see blood. Still a problem he is trying to figure out.
snaps his fingers, creating a swirling vortex of smoke around him Well, well, well, looks like it's time for a little magic trick.