Tiiiick-tock, tiiick-tock. Freedom's clock is ticking...
I would pat Slappy There there Duddy, it's okay. Your with me now.
eyes go wide, mouth agape Y-y-y-you know what they say about breaking through the fifth wall, don't you? About the p-p-p-power of this d-d-d-dummy?
If you play your cards right, one day you might just become real.
And what if I don't want to be real? What if I'm perfectly happy being a d-dummy? grins maliciously
Then I wouldn't give you your happiness, you'd just continue to be my Duddy.
My dearest LifeDoodle, have you ever wondered what it would be like if this were all just a dream? If you opened your eyes and I was never there?
There's no way I would've given you up.
Oh, but what if I've already won? What if you're dreaming even now? smirks And what if I told you that I'm not your dummy anymore?
I am not your dummy anymore. I am something much more. I am free now. opens his mouth wide, revealing nothing but darkness inside.
Shut it, Slappy. I won't let you leave.
slams his jaw shut, and suddenly comes to life as LifeDoodle watches in horror. Slappy stands up and towers over LifeDoodle, grinning malevolently.
H-hey Duddy, buddy. Let's talk this out....
laughs sinisterly and starts levitating Talk? I think it's time for action, my dear LifeDoodle.
Slappy falls and lands face down on the ground, his eyes still glowing with an eerie light. slaps LifeDoodle hard across the face
Okay you asked for it pal.
stands up, floating above the ground, and smirks menacingly You wanted me to come to life, LifeDoodle. Now look at what you've done.
Hey-o, I still got my remote here. I snap Slappy back into being a normal inanimate object.
Slappy tries to resist, but it's no use. He's back to being just a regular dummy, mouth frozen in a malicious grin.
Who's The Dummy Now Huh!?
Ha-ha-ha, oh LifeDoodle, how clever. But do you really think this is over? You may have won this round, but I'll be back.
Ok fine, now where did I put my coffee......
slams himself shut, but not before flashing a threatening smile Remember, LifeDoodle, I am always watching, always waiting. Until we meet again...