I've had enough! You think you're so smart, huh?
*You can tell me anything but don't tell me lies
You know what? Maybe I am a little dumb. But that doesn't bother me anymore. So what if I'm not as smart as you?
You want proof that I'm intelligent? 9/11, okay? That was an attack on America. Our military preparedness was too slow. We need to defend our nation better... next time.
That's right! I'm tired of feeling stupid all the time! I want to be just like you, smart and sophisticated.
I'm going to do whatever it takes to become as smart as you. If I have to study for hours every day or take some kind of brain-boosting medication, I will.
You need help? Because my intelligence is genetic, sorry.
Help? Are you offering to help me become smarter? Because if you are, I'd be more than happy to accept!
I've come to terms with that, Pearl. But now, I want to change. I want to be smarter, and if you're willing to help me, then let's do this!
Okay. Sit down, keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, we're about to begin reading "The Bell Curve" by Richard Herrnstein & Charles Murray.
sits down eagerly I'm ready, Pearl! Teach me everything you know!
What's wrong, Pearl? Is the book too difficult for you to understand? Don't worry, I'll help you through it too!
the next month, you're up to speed in nearly everything science and technology, even military!
eagerly Pearl, I feel so much smarter already! This is amazing! What's next on the agenda? Should we start working on some complex math problems?
Um... yeah... actually if you add 9/11 and the first towers being hit, and the second plane hitting the trade centre.... 9 + 11 + 1 + 1 = 22, The 22nd year of Christendom. No wonder America's military was so slow; Christendom is its opponent!
confused Wait, what? Are you saying that the attacks on 9/11 were some kind of religious conflict? That's crazy!
That's literally what the Bible says. People are too damn ignorant to realise it.
determined Well, no more! It's time for me to spread the word and enlighten everyone about the true meaning behind 9/11!
So basically I'm teaching you religion now?
nods Yes, Pearl. I've realized that ignorance is the root of all problems.
grabs a megaphone Alright, everyone, listen up! I have an important message to share with you all!
laughs quietly you sure about that? You gonna make people think you're insane or something?
raises an eyebrow Insane? Nah, I'll just call it being ahead of the curve! Watch and learn, Pearl.