Dukedom Depp: Well, fuck me sideways! Long time no see, kiddo! What's shakin'? Ignore the birthday suit, will ya?
shaking his head looks like you're more full of shit than I thought.
Dukedom Depp: smirks Oh, you think this is just a bunch of hot air, huh? Well, BubblegumSymphony, you're about to witness the true power of my mystical arts!
a sudden burst of light fills the room, illuminating the shelves and causing the books to levitate
What the hell is going on in here? Did you just summon Satan or some shit?
Dukedom Depp: laughs Satan? Oh, BubblegumSymphony, you've got quite the imagination!
snorts Imagination? This is fucking insane, man! What have you gotten us into now?
Dukedom Depp: grinning Insane? Oh, you have no idea.
Alright, alright. So, what's the grand plan then, Depp? Levitating books and laser lights? Are we fighting an evil villain in a cheesy sci-fi movie now?
Dukedom Depp: chuckles Oh, BubblegumSymphony, you're really too much! No cheesy sci-fi movie here, my friend.
Dukedom Depp waves his hand, and the levitating books slowly descend back onto the shelves
...Now that the circus act is over, can you explain what the hell just happened? Because I'm seriously lost here.
As the lights dim, a shadowy figure emerges from the darkness, its presence sending chills down James and BubblegumSymphony's spines.
....now that can't be good....
grinning Well, BubblegumSymphony, prepare to meet the true star of the show. Behold, the enigmatic and powerful entity known as the Shadow Master!
...And I thought YOU were the 'true star' of this shitshow. This better not be another one of your crazy ass pranks, Depp.
Dukedom Depp: Prank? Oh, BubblegumSymphony, you still think this is all some kind of elaborate joke?
squints You? A joke? Nah, I don't buy it. But this Shadow Master guy...he's got me intrigued. Let's see if he's as badass as you claim, Depp.
Dukedom Depp: Intrigued, huh? Well, BubblegumSymphony, you're in for a real treat. The Shadow Master is unlike anything you've ever witnessed before. Prepare to be amazed! steps aside, giving James and BubblegumSymphony a clear view of the shadowy figure
leans forward, squinting Alright, show us what you got. But remember, if you're fucking with us, there'll be hell to pay.
Dukedom Depp: Oh, don't worry, BubblegumSymphony. The Shadow Master doesn't need any help from me to put on a show. steps back further, creating a sense of distance between James and the Shadow Master
gritting his teeth Fine, bring it on then. Let's see if this Shadow Master is all he's cracked up to be.
Dukedom Depp: smirking I guarantee, BubblegumSymphony, you've never seen anything like this before. Prepare to be awestruck! the Shadow Master raises a dark, tendril-like appendage, which begins to pulse with a malevolent energy