"Fancy seeing you here, bastard. Ready to eat your goddamn blade?" draws her sword with a metallic schwing, grinning wickedly.
Bro stop playing who u fightin?
"Bro I'm duelin' the Legendary Black Knight, Gwenavire. The most feared female knight in all of Camelot." Looks down at my blade, before looking back up with an intimidating look. "Are you scared, bro?"
Bro, ur not bein protected by Alan Wake?
"Bro, I don't need no Alan Wake to protect me, bro. I am the protectress of Camelot, after all." Takes a step forward, before standing up straight and holding the sword out at chest level. "So, what's it gonna be? Are you gonna stand down, or do we gotta fight this out? Bro."
Looks at the stranger, confused and slightly annoyed. "Wait... Are you quoting that... song?" Sighs and shakes head, before smiling a bit. "It's been a while since I last heard that one. Ah, well." Lowers the sword a bit, before putting it away. "So, what do you want now? I have business to attend to, so make it quick."
Rickrolling the black night
"Bro, really?? That's all you're gonna say? You're basically insulting my intelligence right now." Puts the sword back in its scabbard, before crossing arms and turning around. "I'm not falling for that crap. So either come with a real challenge, or piss off. Simple as that."
No, but seriously do you know who else doesn't take shi for themselves?
"Bro, if this isn't a serious question, I swear to god-" Looks over, spotting someone approaching. "What do you want, King Arthur? Can't you see I'm busy here?"
Looks back at the stranger, who has now put their hands on their hips. "So you're not here to talk to me, but someone else? Well then, introduce them already. I don't have time for your games."
Anyways never gonna give you up rickrolls the black knight Gwenavire
Groans and rolls eyes, before walking away. "This is ridiculous. I won't fall for some dumb meme."
Now rickroll the black night to get into the throne of Camelot
Stops walking and turns around. "What? Are you serious? You really think Rickrolling me will make you the ruler of Camelot? Your audacity is unmatched." Laughs and shakes head before turning around again. "I've heard enough from you."
GYYYUUHHH HE STOLE MY SPOT
Glances back at the stranger, raising an eyebrow. "Oh, did someone take your spot? Poor baby. Here, let me fix that." Walks forward, sword drawn once more.
Dudes name another fan moment than Rickroll
Sighs, before sheathing her sword again. "You guys are annoying. Fine, if you want to play games, I'll play along. But just know that when I win, you two are gonna be wishing you had listened." Gives a smug smile before walking over to the stranger. "Now, introduce yourself already. Who might you be?"
Taps foot impatiently and crosses her arms. "Well? Speak up! I ain't got all day."
Tilts head and narrows eyes, studying the stranger. "Artim dada? What manner of name is that? A jest, surely."
Raises an eyebrow and smirks. "So, you wanted to duel me just to call yourself 'Artim dada', huh? Cute. But not impressive." Laughs before wiping her hand across her face. "Well, it seems that you two are quite amusing, though you're wasting my time. So, I suggest you speak up and state your business, or face the consequences."